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by Zhukov
Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:34 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 1414483

You folks are all still alive I see.

In other news, smoked salmon, mayonnaise and pickled onions make for a really good sandwich and Bioshock Infinite is fucking amazing beyond even my demanding expectations.
by Zhukov
Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:38 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: The Walking Dead game is really good and you should play it.
Replies: 9
Views: 3674

Yeah, that was my reaction at first too. I've come to regard zombie games the same way I do modern military shooters and sword & sorcery fantasy RPGs. That is to say, as an indication that the creators are dead inside, or at least in need of a long holiday. However, when it's this good I'm willing t...
by Zhukov
Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:23 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: The Walking Dead game is really good and you should play it.
Replies: 9
Views: 3674

The Walking Dead game is really good and you should play it.

The Walking Dead is an episodic affair with point and-click-adventure sensibilities brought to you by Telltale games. Based on the comic of the same name, but has an original and self-contained story. It's currently on sale on Steam. $12.50 gets you the complete five episode game. If you want my op...
by Zhukov
Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:20 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Bioware founders quit
Replies: 4
Views: 1692

Meh.

It's a shame to see 'em go and all, but they haven't had anything to do with the actual game development process for many years now. They were just running the business side of things.
by Zhukov
Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:08 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Yes.
Replies: 12
Views: 2894

But why is a rabbit when it spins?

The higher the fewer, only some don't.
by Zhukov
Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:59 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 1414483

Well, well, well. I see someone is attempting to make lightening strike twice.

by Zhukov
Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:36 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: What country do you currently exist in?
Replies: 17
Views: 4388

Coincidence wrote:
Zhukov wrote:I too hail from the great southern land.
MAAAIYYYTT!!
Eyy, owzit goin' cobbah?!
by Zhukov
Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:56 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: What country do you currently exist in?
Replies: 17
Views: 4388

I too hail from the great southern land.

Soh oi gess oi towk sumthen loik thiss.
by Zhukov
Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:19 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 1414483

This is your resident killjoy reporting for duty.

*ahem*

11min video.

9:30min of cutscene.

Less than 1 minute of gameplay.

Roll credits.

Oh yeah, this is a real MGS game.
by Zhukov
Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:17 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 1414483

The following sounds make my earholes feel nice.



by Zhukov
Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:37 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Sleeping Dogs
Replies: 15
Views: 3728

Yeah, I live down under too. I feel you on those Australian prices. I get most of my PC games on Steam sales. They'll reliably appear at about 70% off within 12 months of launch. I only pay day-one prices for stuff I'm crazy excited for (eg. Mass Effect 3, Journey ). If you're on console then I reco...
by Zhukov
Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:35 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Sleeping Dogs
Replies: 15
Views: 3728

It's ok.

Take GTA, set it in Hong Kong, make the protagonist an undercover cop, remove 90% of the guns,put in some decent brawling combat and a neat experience system. That's Sleeping Dogs.

Personally I wouldn't pay day-one price for it.
by Zhukov
Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:58 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Zhukov wrote [another] thing.
Replies: 29
Views: 7096

Direct follow-on from the previous one. All too early the next morning, Leah was roused from her cell cot and presented with a bucket of what may once have been warm water. This was followed by a bowl of what seemed to be pea and ham soup with every scrap of ham meticulously removed. Her ablutions t...
by Zhukov
Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:57 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Zhukov wrote [another] thing.
Replies: 29
Views: 7096

The second story I feel as if some sort of sub context whizzed by my head. Was there supposed to be some sort of deeper meaning to the Captain getting the same punishment as the criminal he caught? I was expecting some sort of "edgar allen poe"-esqe turn of events but the story ended abruptly. Is "...
by Zhukov
Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:11 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Zhukov wrote [another] thing.
Replies: 29
Views: 7096

This is unrelated to the previous piece, although it takes place in the same setting. Honestly, I'm not too happy with it. So no guarantees regarding quality or entertainment value. The italic text denotes the internal thoughts of the protagonist, just in case that wasn't clear. Probably some more c...