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Boat Coach: Cripes. I must admit you are a fit challenge for me. Realizing the futility of it all, Boat Coach attempted to bluff his way out of the situation. Boat Coach: However, I am afraid this is where fit challenge ends, and checkmate begins. But. I will give you a way out. If you wish, we may ...

Boat Coach examined the scene from his chess set, before realizing he was facing the wrong way. He swooped down using his grappling hook, and landed in a heroic pose (on his face). He he-brandished his chess set and engaged in a vicious match against the unconscious Yamada.

Name: Boat Coach F-ton Age: 68 Equipment: Grappling hook, and a chess set. Description: Boat Coach F-ton (Effton) was born on a small shack suspended on hooks connected to Pluto, hence the name. He is a master of several mystical arts, including pastamancery. Unfortunately, when he was 4, he fell in...

Recieve: Inferiority complex.

Insert: Captain Beefheart.

Work is anything but quiet these days I try to medicate my concentration haze I can feel the day unfold in front of me So I take the stairs and hit the gym The phone is ringing when I get to my desk What was a stinging's now a sharp pain in my chest So I take a Calminex and just chill And then it's ...

The only difference is pronunciat— Wait. Stop. I must stop trying to be so over-explanative. I'll get me knackers in a twist. That's basically what happens anytime one of my friends asks me a question. For example (playing SSBB): Friend: Hey, what is Ganondorf's side b? Me: Oh, he does a dash to th...

I feel stupid.

Sandurz: Actually, I never noticed that before. Whoops. But still, there was no reason to be rude.

Ok ok, but not all people use a thread for intro.They just start posting.
Like me.

True, but... does this mean introductions aren't allowed?

Also, I got the 30 000th post on Randomness! Yay!

Ugh. I hate that kind of stuff.

On a completely unrelated note, I just noticed you're from Ireland! Respect +10

This website is consuming me. I have currently clicked the button 27 000 times. It has been one day, and I have already set my goal to be 8th best clicker worldwide. Is something wrong with me?

EDIT: Make that 40 000 times.

Devilsclub, there isn't anything wrong with saying hi.

Gonna hafta be a little more specific.

Funmotion seems to be the main source, doesn't it?

I went rabbits, purely for Turner. Hes so deadly.

Recieve: Nonsensical Babbling

Insert: Turner