
Oh man... I had a feeling it was a joke but I knew for sure when I saw "You’ll latch onto things so hard you’ll think you’ve bathed in super-glue."
Seriously though fuck April Fool's day. So many of the jokes were the exact opposite of funny

RAWR!Renegade_Turner wrote:Makrond was from...New Zealand?
Wait, you're not the same Groveller from the DF forums, surely?Groveller wrote:Heyah. I'm Grov, or some variant thereof.