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3/23/09 Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed hi...

rebel28 wrote:you must be using Google: joke of the day.

cause I've got that one today :D
not to mention, I had the "how do you like that" one yesterday(or the day before)

Damnit. U ruined it! D:

Well, nobody look at iGoogle.com and get the joke of the day, mkay? :P

Ac30 wrote:It's retarded. imagine --

We try not to use that word here. ^^


On another note, it could be claustraphobia. (However the hell you spell it) she could be Thermophobic. Weird. @[email protected] :P

2- Martial arts are not magic. If the mugger has a knife and you know how to disarm a knife, give him what he wants. Especially if he is holding the knife properly. Does this include Chuck Norris? :O Yes, martial arts are useless. Unless you're really good. But few people are that good. NEVER overe...

3/22/09

(Oh my God this one is weak)


Q: What's E.T. short for?

A: Because he has little legs!

Once I got ninja mugged.

I swear, some kid just put swiped a $20 outta my hand :P By the time I turned around, he was gone. :O Damn ninja children

Never mind, guys, I figured it out.

THanks a bunch ^^

3/20/09 A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!" "A...

How do you delete memory of stuff you don't want off your Mac?

And I don't mean like dragging icons into the trash can... Can anybody help me?

3/18/09 A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says, “Are you my daddy?” The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the sonogram. The baby says again, “Are you my daddy?” The doctor says, “No, I'm not your fat...

'Tis be very nice. I liked ur old one :P 3/16/09 An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy. The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter. The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?" The english guy says, "A genie granted me o...

Sorry, I don't have any for right naow! I guarntee some this Wednesday!

EDIT: But fer naow I'm gonna put in this silly picture

Just found these... Hilarious!

Sorry I keep bumping