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by Aspen
Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:19 pm
Forum: Lugaru
Topic: Lugaru: Reluctant Assassin
Replies: 119
Views: 127744

Re: Lugaru: Reluctant Assassin

Leg cannon seems to work against the feral run.
by Aspen
Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:41 pm
Forum: Lugaru
Topic: Lugaru: Reluctant Assassin
Replies: 119
Views: 127744

Re: Lugaru: Reluctant Assassin

Even more frustrating is the Desert level with seven wolves, maybe more, wolves. Do you have any tips for this? I am utterly and completely stuck. I am playing on Difficult, and can not kill more than four wolves before getting clobbered.
by Aspen
Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:50 pm
Forum: Lugaru
Topic: Boredom makes people want to try these- (little challenges)
Replies: 98
Views: 42150

Re: Boredom makes people want to try these- (little challenges)

Mecarabbit Kill all enemies on the map with a Meca Combo. Lost in the Crowd Never let go of the crouch through an entire level. Crack Shot Kill all enemies with the Nice Aim! award. Impossibility to the Extreme Finish "Reluctant Assassin" without taking a hit. You must do this on Insane. Aikido Los...
by Aspen
Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:45 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Wish game
Replies: 894
Views: 149566

Re: Wish game

Your wish is granted, and just as you are about to be a beta-tester for Starcraft 2, your computer has a fatal hard drive crash and you lose the key.

I wish for an infallible hard drive.
by Aspen
Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:34 pm
Forum: Wolfire
Topic: Wolfire Android Application
Replies: 7
Views: 2369

Re: Wolfire Android Application

Is there a way I can port this to the iPhone?
by Aspen
Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:06 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Wish game
Replies: 894
Views: 149566

Re: Wish game

The sky is dismal and gray where I live. It depresses me. I am planning on moving to Hawaii. I despise gray skies.
by Aspen
Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:30 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Wish game
Replies: 894
Views: 149566

Re: Wish game

Your wish is granted. You have gained the power to never wish again. An unnoticed side effect of the removal of the power to wish is the fact that you have lost your imagination. Your imagination is/was an integral part of you, and lacking it, you will inevitably go insane, and your insanity will re...
by Aspen
Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:48 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Wish game
Replies: 894
Views: 149566

Re: Wish game

Your wish is granted. A special order delivery brings a pie, but the delivery turns out to be none other than Invertin himself, who pies you in the face as opposed to the vice versa.

I wish I was excerpt from having to wish, I enjoy granting wishes but not making said wishes myself. :(
by Aspen
Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:10 am
Forum: Wolfire
Topic: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
Replies: 702
Views: 198085

Re: The "John's beard" thread!

...since I could not afford to deprive my video games of my precious gaming time to make one myself. I actually made my under appreciated version of yours while playing Mass Effect 2. I think that proves, at least in my beard's mind, that I am superior. I pity your copy of Mass Effect 2. Shepard ha...
by Aspen
Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:28 pm
Forum: Wolfire
Topic: The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!
Replies: 702
Views: 198085

Re: The "John's beard" thread!

An obsession? I am aware that I could be included in the same group as the obsessed people. I thought it out and came to the conclusion that if I wanted to become a member of the community, I should have a bearded avatar. Luckily, some of the more-obsessed people, or should I say "Elite Members of t...
by Aspen
Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:50 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Wish game
Replies: 894
Views: 149566

Re: Wish game

Congratulations! Your wish has been miraculously granted by the Friends of Better Emoticons, who terrorize and murder the other lesser emoticons. Your guilt over this ill-fated event eventually drives you insane, and you commit suicide by self-hanging.

I wish I could memorize the entire thesaurus.
by Aspen
Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:05 am
Forum: Wolfire
Topic: Some questions..
Replies: 14
Views: 3369

Re: Some questions..

m3nace wrote:and it's not only melee, there are ranged weapons such as bows and throwing knives too
There will be; there are not any weapons at this point.
by Aspen
Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:34 pm
Forum: Lugaru
Topic: Lugaru: Reluctant Assassin
Replies: 119
Views: 127744

Re: Lugaru: Reluctant Assassin

Your campaign is excellent. From the types of levels I am encountering, I see you are a skilled Lugaru player. The level with five wolves took me a number of days to pass, and I wasn't even on the highest difficulty. (I was playing on difficult.) I am currently on the Terra Fortress level, I believe...
by Aspen
Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:30 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Forum Game: Beat the Previous Image
Replies: 1323
Views: 377969

Re: Forum Game: Beat the Previous Image

Some person really should have used this picture to beat the Crucifixion one: http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/19196/original/raptor-jesus.jpg But we will transfer our attention to the newest picture, namely the asteroid striking earth creating a dust cloud that killed off the plants, causing the herb...
by Aspen
Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:27 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Neat little zombie game
Replies: 11
Views: 2485

Re: Neat little zombie game

I am depressed with the zombie genre of late. It is getting quite tiring, and I wish developers would imagine something new and original, as opposed to yet another zombie game. Ironic...everyone else is getting depressed at the lack of zombie games. Left 4 Dead and Zombie Shooter are the only popul...