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935 (Number of false statements by Bush administration about Iraq's "threat" to the US between 2001 and 2003.)

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Crimean War

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Bandage

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Ragdollmaster wrote:

I don't know if your keyboard really looks like that, but someone gave me one just like that last week.

Gotta love Chairman Meow! Maybe Aliens should be next. Or zombies. P.S. Why did the cats get their own faction, but that a**hole dog is just a human pet. P.P.S. Wait, maybe dogs are a faction, and the dog was a spy trying to start a war between the others to make them weak. P.P.P.S. That General McG...

Spammer

Bah duh bah duh duh-duh!

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Vampires were cool before Twilight turned them into sparkly male strippers.