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Two things: 1: I never do moves defined specifically by a set of joints to move in this way and blah blah, I always just think of what to move to get the right result, and do it (Fluid move style, that is) You know how people get their replays to look all fluid and cool? They edit them afterwards.....

It would probably play some weird music (maybe music we would listen to in the future?) whenever you put it on and Turner would tilt his head to the side and go "wtf" and then take them off. ROFL!!! That would be hilarious actually, but instead of playing some weird music, it would play s...

I was trying to do the scissor kick that was posted on the Toribash forum and then, since I wasn't sure if I did it right, I decided that I'd grab his head and rip it off. But I forgot to turn on "Grip" so he just double-punched him. When I went to grab his head again, I ripped the second ...

BunnyWithStick wrote:I never thought I'd see the day when someone used the words: Lugaru, Acidic Vomit, Flammable Piss, Explosive Farts, and Grenade Droppings in the same post

And it's not the first time someone has thought of Explosive Farts

I'm glad you could be alive to share that day with me.

*imagines Turner pointing his wang at an enemy, pissing on them, then lighting them on fire with his explosive farts* That's what we need...explosive farts...then Turner could be a self-contained, all-natural bunny-kick ass weapon from the minds of the inane...we will make him stronger, faster, smar...

No, no, that's too much like GTA...I just want to be able to cause immense pain by ripping out someone's piercings...

I say "Ya"...but only if it's highly acidic and it can be used as a long-range projectile weapon.

Colicedus wrote:i suggested it was because i was throwing up at the time and i recorded my self Throwing up.

So...how long did it take you to clean up your computer area after this?

Boringly Overt Undersided Nautical Sex?

Well since we're just dumping ideas into this poor little threads brain capacity... How about body jewelry? That way, if your opponent is (stupidly) wearing any while fighting you, you can be dirty and rip them out before you proceed to beat them into a finely-lumpy, animorphic animal mush. Edit by ...

What we need is for each character to make their noises differently...different pitches, etc...
If there is a narrator...they should do the whole movie preview voice in "Chirrups"...yeah...that would be wacky.

Jump off the edge towards the lower floating island from where you start...either go into slo-mo mode, or start doing flips over and over...and you'll pass it on your way to introducing you head to your pelvis (aka...falling to your doom...). You have to jump just right to land on the edge (try to s...

OMG ROFL Helicopter-BBQ?!!!

Personally, I think that farting in Lugaru would be funny...but mainly as a little side thing...you know...a guard is patrolling the area...he pauses and burps, farts, yawns, or takes a drag on a cigarette (smoking is bad little boys and girls...yes, yes it is!!! BAAAAAAD!!!!!)...something like that...

David wrote:Please don't post any pictures of real gore here, I would prefer that all gore shown on this site be computer-generated

That animated image was the avatar I was originally using when I came back to the boards here.