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sweet! I like the black blood idea.

that is really cool!

awww no bull-testicle mousse? o well, i think this story is over. how about a new one?

Once upon another time


...or not, in which case this post will be ignored.

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom P...

whats with the recent errors going on with the forums? is it just me?

@ablationer: sorry, I wasn't being very nice. my first post wasn't the easiest thing to read anyway, some questionable grammar in there. @David: I was thinking about that, but figured it wouldn't be very likely to get in the game, since it would change the story line... although, there could just be...

read the whole thing... try to become unconscious RATHER THAN DIE (i.e. touch of death, getting stabbed in the face, what have you). also "IF YOU ARE LUCKY, your enemies won't kill you after your down". they tend to leave you laying there in L1 (they always leave you laying there), and you...

I vote that in L2 Turner should have the ability to rise from unconsciousness. that way, it would be like a mid-level save. say you are totally outnumbered. you realize that there is no way you are going to win the fight, so instead of going all out the last couple of seconds, you just try to become...

I know I've posted this at least three times, but I think its hilarious. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a399/lpod100/6.jpg the best part is when I managed to spine-crush it. Turner just took the head and threw it on the ground (which is pretty much what I had logically concluded before the act, b...

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom P...

yes i also enjoy "killing them to death", but i waited a couple minutes once next to an unconscious rabbit and it just stayed down... it made me sad

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom P...

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom P...

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom P...

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom P...