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by Zhukov
Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:11 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: Zhukov wrote [another] thing.
Replies: 29
Views: 20356

This is unrelated to the previous piece, although it takes place in the same setting. Honestly, I'm not too happy with it. So no guarantees regarding quality or entertainment value. The italic text denotes the internal thoughts of the protagonist, just in case that wasn't clear. Probably some more c...
by Zhukov
Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:44 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

WHAI D'YA AWRLWAIS TAK' MA BEENZ? If I get that game, I'm going to scream that into my mic every time someone takes me out in Day Z. The game mutes you when you are unconscious or dead. You could scream, but nobody would hear you. I would be a complete psychopath on Day-z. Kill everyone on sight, s...
by Zhukov
Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:06 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

I just shot a fellow human being in cold blood so I could steal his backpack. He was armed with a revolver, but he never even saw me. I was lying prone in the grass, hidden by my ghillie suit and the lay of the land. A guy who I had been watching for a few minutes ran past me. He had a very nice ba...
by Zhukov
Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:31 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

I just shot a fellow human being in cold blood so I could steal his backpack. He was armed with a revolver, but he never even saw me. I was lying prone in the grass, hidden by my ghillie suit and the lay of the land. A guy who I had been watching for a few minutes ran past me. He had a very nice bac...
by Zhukov
Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:10 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

Heh. If you guys were in Australia I'd probably take you up on that.
by Zhukov
Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:51 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

So the guy shot me, stole my beans, and left me bleeding out on the ground with a road flare by me. I got ate by zombies. This makes me more likely to shoot on site. The friend I play with is too confrontational though. He will kill all players other than me on site and will actively hunt other pla...
by Zhukov
Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:37 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

Zhukov, that is amazing. Excellent. Do tell us about more notable instances when they come up. Oh, I can tell you that. You need the game Arma II and the standalone expansion Arma II: Operation Arrowhead . The easiest way to get them is by buying this package from Steam. It comes with both of them ...
by Zhukov
Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:15 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

I got the necessary games plus some DLC for higher detail model during the recent Steam sale. Cost me about $20 USD. One of the cool things about the game is that it has a chat channel based on in-game physical distance. This means you can use a mic to talk to anyone so long as you are close to them...
by Zhukov
Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:40 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

Day Z is a glitchy mess plagued by hackers and design issues. And I am enjoying the hell out of it. Also, one glitch/hack/God-knows-what resulted in endless light machine guns and ammunition spawning in my inventory. I spent about half an hour traveling across the countryside shedding munitions like...
by Zhukov
Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:33 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

Eh, chill. I'm just being, er, well... me. It's kinda icky when I think about it, but it's essentially harmless stuff and, considering the kind of things that have graced my web browser, I'm not about to judge anyone. But there's no denying that it's basically non-explicit furry sex fanservice. ... ...
by Zhukov
Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:42 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

*clicks link* So... one of the main characters is an 11-year-old catgirl who takes off all her clothes every few minutes, routinely pounces on the protagonist, suggests that he tie her up naked so she can be disguised as his slave, then drags him to a bathhouse so she can compare her breasts to some...
by Zhukov
Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:39 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

Man, this last Steam sale was just brutal.

Bargains. Bargains as far as the eye could see.

I tried to beat them off with my credit card, but they just kept coming.
by Zhukov
Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:47 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: LOOK AT WHAT I FUCKING FOUND GUISE
Replies: 12
Views: 5939

So... it never occurred to her to just cut the necklace off because....?
by Zhukov
Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:03 pm
Forum: Randomness
Topic: What is your favorite anime "Hulk" moment?
Replies: 5
Views: 4847

Black Lagoon - Roberta's Blood Trail.

After her employer and protector is killed the titular Roberta goes utterly nuts in spectacular fashion at a rate of at least once per episode.
by Zhukov
Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:37 am
Forum: Randomness
Topic: randomness
Replies: 8118
Views: 5762968

Bazatage wrote:Heavy is easy to kill with pyro, just hit him twice with axtinguisher
Any Heavy that lets an enemy get that close is a terrible Heavy.