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Here's one: A fly is buzzing three inches over a pond when suddenly, time stops. Freezes entirely. A fish in the pond says; "If that fly drops three inches, I'll get my meal". Then, a bear sitting on the shore says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and I'...

Talking in all caps is what pisses me off.

Don't say Oblivion. Please don't say Oblivion. There have been altogether to many comparisons to that game.

What you said isn't an insult if my mom isn't old and fat and wrinkly. SCHOOLED.

See? It's fun.

This thread was made in response to the "Unintelligent Humor" thread. Anyone know any Yo Mama' jokes?

Log on to the open chat rooms on IM and you'll know what I'm talking about.

"I would actually find that as a rather unwelcome attachment to a martial arts game. I mean, martial arts combined with a little ranged weaponry, but not levels that are focused on ranged battle. That's just me, though." Yeah, that's just you. Part of the fun of "Levels" is doing...

Jeff wrote:I am still scared by MacWiggy's unexplained Swarthmore tshirt....

I stole it from you while you were sleeping. No, both my parents went to Swarthmore.

I think CTF would be difficult is your opponents could jump 60 feet over you.

Have you seen those propane commercials, that have a guy with "PROPANE" indicated on his shirt, and then a guy with "ELECTRICITY" on his shirt, and the Electricity guy is a bumbling idiot? And the propane guy just points out all the reasons why electricity sucks. The point is; th...

I've been told I look like Tom Petty.

And you don't look like anyone I've seen.

Bots? Oh man, that would suck. Imagine a 43rd level mercenary signing up for your guild, and then the first thing he says is
"FREE$$$MONEY-VIAGRA-_--PILLS$$$PENIS$$$!!!!"

For those of you who don't know what I was signing about, it's song from a classic musical about hippies and 60s culture. See the movie.

You look rather 11 years old in that picture. And bob, I unfortunately haven't beem to a Nirvana concert, I was just using that as an example. There does seem to be quite an abundance of long hair i this forum. Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair! Shinin', gleamin', steamin flaxin waxin. G...

Is Lugaru 2 going to be Universal Binary? PLEASE say yes. When a game isn't universal, like MOH: Allied Assault, it runs like total crap. But if it is Universal binary, like Call of Duty 2, I can run it at full quality. FULL QUALITY!