Wake up, we’re here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok?

Venatir · Post by **Venatir** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:40 pm

Not even last night's storm could wake you.

Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:59 pm

...

I don't even ...

Korban3 · Post by **Korban3** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:35 pm

What... what is that.

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:34 pm

I'm jumping in before this inevitably blows up.

Korban3 · Post by **Korban3** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:54 pm

Is it the crotch of a Morrowind character?

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:45 am

It does look vaguely crotch-esque. Which gives the accompanying text a whole different meaning.

Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:38 pm

Jacktheawesome wrote:It does look vaguely crotch-esque. Which gives the accompanying text a whole different meaning.

It sounds especially especially rapey.

Hopefully this is a full blown story with pictures.

adwuga · Post by **adwuga** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:33 pm

Venatir*CORRECTED* wrote:Not even last night's storm/my penis could wake you.

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:47 pm

From, we assume, the double dose of roofies administered in an appletini.

Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:35 pm

Jacktheawesome wrote:From, we assume, the double dose of roofies administered in an appletini.

No one can resist a free appletini! Thats why 50% of all appletini's have that extra roofie ingrediant in them.

drmartin · Post by **drmartin** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:44 am

Heard that line a lot since I made a bunch of characters in Morrowind

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