Random Ultimatum Flamewar VII: The Reignition

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:35 am

David wrote:
Colicedus wrote:Oh Silence you Egotistical maniac...
Its been how long since you have released a game, and you still call yourself a game developer? Is it safe for me to say, your getting a little slow?

Ever consider a human brain processor Update?
That ones getting a little Stroke incrusted, and is starting to go at the speed of a 486, don't you agree?
It is certainly safe for you to say that I am getting a little slow, so long as you realise that you never even started. You have never made anything in your life besides glaring typographical errors, and probably never will. I can see that you and Blorx are trying as hard as you can to change this by making a child together, but you are not likely to succeed.

Geeze You REALY are getting slow.

It took you how long to type that? or even think that up?
Dam, where are your Meds?
I have seen slow, I worked with people in Nut houses! And Fuck that was slow as they come.

That is beyond 486 its that slow!

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:35 am

Pevert? You have no idea what I was thinking. You're the pervert.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:37 am

Grey, I hate to say, you are one creepy person.
Whats not to say your a Pervert?

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:37 am

one thing comes to mind here...he's processing things slower than a blonde, muhahahaha!!

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:39 am

Now that...

Thats...
I cant explain how SLOW that is!

That Guy has Developed a Unseen level of lack of Human Comprehension!

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:40 am

Colicedus wrote:Grey, I hate to say, you are one creepy person.
Whats not to say your a Pervert?

Creepy? Yes. Abby-normal? Yes. Running with half a deck? Yes. Perverted? Naw...maaaybe...probably....naaaw...only when I can't deny it?

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:44 am

Colicedus wrote: That Guy has Developed a Unseen level of lack of Human Comprehension!

haha, unseen as in unable to be seen

wow...I just realized how dead we are if David is blonde...or Jeff for that matter

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:50 am

haha, I know, but that makes it all the more fun LMAO!

Silb · Post by **Silb** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:57 am

A mighty retort by David.

Colicedus, yours lacks punch. The jab at David's slow updates was a worthy try; keep looking for your opponent's weakness; if you don't find an opening in his game fast, the match will be completely one-sided.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:59 am

Well I know his weakness, but I would probably get booted off and He knows it... Mwahahaha

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:04 am

and Silb speaks! i thought you were dead...

anyways, we need to keep at it, Coli, we'll eventually get something...I've got an idea!

Have you ever thought of why David created Lugaru? Huh? Speak up! Well, here's my theory. Maybe David is afraid of the cute little bunny rabbits, and he wanted to find a way that he could beat them up and make money off of his amazing programming skills at the same time. Maybe when he was a little boy, he had a run in with a rabbit that bit him and he has been afraid ever since! Afraid of the cute little bunny rabbit! Well, then he made Lugaru, where the rabbits would be his slaves, and do whatever he wanted them to! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

wow...after proofreading that, i realized how dumb it really is...

Silb · Post by **Silb** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:12 am

Blorx wrote:and Silb speaks! i thought you were dead...

I posted, like, just yesterday.

Blorx wrote:anyways, we need to keep at it, Coli, we'll eventually get something...I've got an idea!

Have you ever thought of why David created Lugaru? Huh? Speak up! Well, here's my theory. Maybe David is afraid of the cute little bunny rabbits, and he wanted to find a way that he could beat them up and make money off of his amazing programming skills at the same time. Maybe when he was a little boy, he had a run in with a rabbit that bit him and he has been afraid ever since! Afraid of the cute little bunny rabbit! Well, then he made Lugaru, where the rabbits would be his slaves, and do whatever he wanted them to! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

wow...after proofreading that, i realized how dumb it really is...

Well, he's the guy who created the whole game with naked rabbits, and just strapped on a few clothes right before release. Ask anyone in the beta.

Edit: he's also the guy who posted this comic, of unknown origin, brimful of transparent Freudian symbolism (and even the suggestive 'backstabber').

Colicedus, what weakness are you thinking of?

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:15 am

Well there could be many reasons.
David Might have gained a Fear of rabbits from seeing the Horrid Pink Invisible rabbit! (Sims 2 joke)

or he night have a fetish for them, either way...
How ever, What would get under Davids skin, Im a little nervous to post.
I think Ill leave it as a power shot for this Boxing match of Words...
Anyway, Davids so slow, he would not see it coming!

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:05 am

Hoorah! Huzzah! Social Bunny For Teh Winzorz!

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:01 pm

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i canr beleve taht v nix hasnt being band yet...
i meen he doesnt folo gramer rools...
he speells theengs wrong and he doesnt uses punctuation...