Wish game

[joycie]

granted, but it wasn't really chocolate, it was poo

i wish it was wednesday night.

[Glabbit]

Granted. You get time-warped to wednesday night, in the middle of the summer, fifteen thousand years ago.

I wish i wasn't dead, and this wish wouldn't be of any harm to anyone or me.

Also Granted. A random explosion takes place in the middle of the ocean for no reason and with no effect.
Coincidentally, you get respawned somewhere unkown while completely unharmed.
The next thing you hear is a splash, and you observe very little other than water.

I wish for a positive effect of this wish, in a non-magnetical way.

[Lotus Wolf]

ok, you are now the positive end of a battery

I wish for a way to figure out the texture in the new chainsaw model, its taken forever to get it that far, and now it doesn't want to work...

[Lotus Wolf]

nvm then...

DONT LET THE THREAD DIE GUYS!!!

I wish for flying saucers filled with bananas and byrus!

[invertin]

Granted. Unfortunately the Saucers are flying above the earth. IN THE MILLIONS. And Bananas/Byrus can't fly Flying Saucers very well.

Flying saucers crash into earth, we all die. The end. Yay.

I wish people would understand that I'm serious when talking about the doomsday scenario that is Goatman.

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted

(and byrus effectively flew the flying saucers. ever read/seen Dreamcatcher?)

I wish for byrus growing on my pinky, so i could be telepathic (more than i already am)

[zoidberg rules]

granted...you are 10 times more telepathic than you have ever been you dont know how to control your immense powers...you crush yourself with your own stomach that you accidentally ripped out with your powers...YOUR ENTIRE CITY DIES...OF AIDS!!!!MWUHAHAHAHAi can be too evil for my own freaking goodi like cheese too...

i wish for stuff that i wish for

[Blorx]

granted
you get nothing

i wish zoidberg knew the difference b/t telepathy and telekinesis
(i'm being generous lmao...since i gave him nothing)

[Count Roland]

telekinesis is the ability to manipulate the real world with your mind, telepathy is mind reading. I think that grants the wish. zoidberg demonstrates his new found knowledge of telepathy and telekinesis by reading your mind to find out where everyone you like lives and than ripping them apart using telekinesis.
I wish mIRC would fix there security policies.

[BunnyWithStick]

Correction:

Telepathy is the ability to interact directly with the minds of others, including but not limited to mind-reading, speaking into someone's mind, etc.

Telekinesis is the ability to apply kinetic force to objects with the power of your mind.

[Lotus Wolf]

both were correct.

granted mIRC fixes itself, but you computer can no longer run it for no apparent reason.

I wish for Bugles (the chip)

[Blorx]

granted
they magically appear in your throat and you almost choke but then you swallow them
then they poison you and you die from poison
haha

i wish for better tasting pizza

[Lotus Wolf]

ok, but there was mercury in the pepperoni.

[Glabbit]

i wish for stuff that i wish for

granted
you get nothing

Might I be so rude as to offer a suggestion for revision of that grant? How about: "Granted. You get that wish granted."
It sounds less empty =3

Anyway, continuation:
I wish for the future to hold Overgrowth.
Real soon.

[BunnyWithStick]

Granted, it comes out tomorrow. However, it's nowhere near finished and is barely playable and isn't going to be updated. Ever.

Congratulations, your impatience ruined overgrowth for EVERYONEEEEEEEEE!

I wish for a cow cannon that is not aimed at me or about to launch a cow at me in any way.