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Chainsaw man wrote:I wish Grayswandir was a woman

I love you! Lets make hot, carnal love in the back seat of a Camero as we try to illegally drive across the border of Canada. We'll name the illegitimate child "P-Girdle" and make it wear dresses and act like it has MPD so we can get free medical aid that we'll spend on beer and cocaine.

Grayswandir wrote:I love you! Lets make hot, carnal love in the back seat of a Camero as we try to illegally drive across the border of Canada. We'll name the illegitimate child "P-Girdle" and make it wear dresses and act like it has MPD so we can get free medical aid that we'll spend on beer and cocaine.

O.o

Um.. Good luck with that.

Granted, but Mr red is a really pissed off face and kills Green, Blue and Pink.

I can't be bothered to wish. I wish the next guy gets my wish.

nerodx wrote:..................
Um.
Granted.
But when they cut off his penis a ninja appeared and grabbed it, then threw it straight in your ass. It went so far that the doctor needs to surgically remove it. But the doctor requires you to bite off Gray's nipple as payment, (he's a sick, sick man). Then...you explode for some reason?

What is this obsession of sudden Human Combustion?

Grayswandir wrote:

Chainsaw man wrote:I wish Grayswandir was a woman

I love you! Lets make hot, carnal love in the back seat of a Camero as we try to illegally drive across the border of Canada. We'll name the illegitimate child "P-Girdle" and make it wear dresses and act like it has MPD so we can get free medical aid that we'll spend on beer and cocaine.

GET AWAY FROM ME!

Granted, Grayswandir gets away from you, but in the process falls off a cliff. For reasons that shall not be disclosed hereafter, a rope is tied to your right leg and his left leg. you are dragged over the cliff with him, and you both die together.

Awe... Sad...

I Wish... for a bobcat

he eats your genitals..... eunuch

I wish something awesome would happen that ends in Grayswandir not being hurt in said fall and whats-his-face gets hurt more. Grayswandir must end up better of than before hand. 0_0

granted he isn't hurt by the fall rather as coli falls his weight on the rope brings gray down and gray breaks his neck coli than falls, is injured and is devoured by insane rainbow trout while still alive. when gray died he turned back into a man and won a lottery so he's better even though he's dead.

I wish I had a bowtie

(does this game remind anyone of the monkey's paw?)

Granted. Your sent to the ghetto for unknown reasons.U gots shot ded.



I wish Hannah Montana suffered a terribly painful demise.

Count Roland wrote:(does this game remind anyone of the monkey's paw?)

OMG Yeah It Does...

Granted she appears at your house, and you suffer her BS for almost 9 hours, You Then Miss Your Chance To KILL HER when your parents get extremely pissed and strangle her with a buzz-saw blade. they then drop her body into a large hole in your backyard. however for some DEMENTED reason you go and resurrect her and spend the rest of your life in the hole with her. she then returns to her horrid work, and the world is pissed at you for bringing her back. you are then publicly executed by angry rioters.

Chainsaw man wrote:

Grayswandir wrote:

Chainsaw man wrote:I wish Grayswandir was a woman

I love you! Lets make hot, carnal love in the back seat of a Camero as we try to illegally drive across the border of Canada. We'll name the illegitimate child "P-Girdle" and make it wear dresses and act like it has MPD so we can get free medical aid that we'll spend on beer and cocaine.

GET AWAY FROM ME!

Don't deny your love for me! Come here and lets make some hot, sweaty, baby making!!!

lol the thread died... I wish for immunity from badness and/or evil

granted in the eyes of others the world would be done a favor if you died an excruciatingly painful death so because of this point of view it's good that you were mauled by an overweight panda bear before being eaten by a 3 legged dog named "lucky"

I wish for Spartan Armor

granted but your underwear are too tight and your legs fall off and are used to beat you to death bye an anteater.

well then i get a free wish you non-wishers... i wish for an evil demon that would kill every living thing in the universe including me

granted grayswandir's just being lazy.
I wish I had a better reply.