Wish game

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted, but he is assassinated...

I wish i had a sniper rifle that i would then use to preform the grant above^

[Grayswandir]

Granted. But my army of fecal throwing, fire breathing, female, badger, ninja turtle, hamster-lemmings kill you.

[Lotus Wolf]

I wish for the dark gift.

[Glabbit]

Granted. You get a black cardboard box for your birthday. As the only present. Ever again.

[Starrz]

do I know you?

do any of us?

u guys must be joking ive been here a long time!

a rep squashed once again

i wish my tiny, tiny, tiny, rep wouldn't be squished all the time

[Count Roland]

I thought you were a tiny bit familiar.

[Lotus Wolf]

ummm.... he joined this month. unless its an alternate account, i don't deem that a long time. but hello, and nice to meet you anyway....

EDIT: not that i've been here very long either.... but still....

[Renegade_Turner]

Granted, but the monkey learns his lesson and then learns all the other lessons too and becomes super-intelligent and also radioactive and then he gets the Hanson twins to rape you and your family while singing MmmBop constantly.

I wish Grayswandir and Colicedus would touch me in my naughty places.

I was serious. No one granted the wish. ):

[Glabbit]

Ptagh! People are messing up the game again.

Okay! I'll grant it.
GRANTED!
A huge explosion sends the three of you unconscious and the blow throws you all on top of each other, in positions which would get hugely ridiculed and start great fights if photographed and posted on the intarweb.

I wish people'd stop messing up these intarweb games =o

[Blorx]

granted
the intarweb's batteries die since we all know that the internet is far superior to the intarweb

i wish school food tasted...well...more like food
haha

[Glabbit]

Granted. It now tastes slightly more like food.
In fact, it tastes like a starved grizzly bear.
In fact, it is a very starved grizzly bear.
In fact, it eats you.


In fac—
I mean, I wish..
..for..
...pie

[Renegade_Turner]

Granted, the food suddenly starts tasting indescribably delicious, but then you find out your family has disappeared and the new burgers at your school canteen are called Sloppy Moms.

I wish that I could stop having contempt for mankind.

(btw I liked that wish you granted, Glabbit. it was saucy)

[Lotus Wolf]

granted you no longer hold contempt for humanity, but now you realize that without that, care bears will take over the world...

I wish my M4 hadn't jammed the other day and blew out the barrel...

[Grayswandir]

Granted.
The barrel of your precious M4 gets blown the opposite direction impaling you through the stomach.

[Glabbit]

[Error: No wish was made apparent. Resorting to alternative option.]
[Generating wish...]
...
...
[Wish generated: "I wish I had a bucket of gold"]

[Continuing default cycle]
Granted: You get a bucket of liquid(!) gold poured over you. You suffer terribly and die soon after.

I wish I didn't have to wish myself into oblivion.