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Post by Cmyszka » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:55 am

Granted... You're now stupid enough to waste your time posting here with your Wii rather than a computer... You also grow a boil on your forehead...



I wish could think up an un-spoilable wish.

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Post by Blorx » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:04 am

granted but right before you post it, your computer explodes

i wish that silent hill were real, who'd need jails?
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Post by Glabbit » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:01 pm

garnented but it experloodz und tharfor thou diest. (wut?)


*offtopix*
Blorx wrote:granted, but you're having butt sex with a cannon and you're being laughed at...but you're drunk so you don't care...

i wish horror movies would freakin get less lame
Dude... get to the japanese made ones. The japanese really know the dark ways...
*/offtopix*

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Post by invertin » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:22 pm

Granted, but now you have to speak in Binary.

CHALLENGE-

I wish that I could never die or feel pain or age. Like, ever.

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Post by Blorx » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:17 pm

granted but you're alone for eternity
=P

i wish that there were better choices for president

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Post by Cmyszka » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:07 pm

granted... it's now either grauswandit or chainsaw man. Greays got mu cote


Blorx wrote:granted but right before you post it, your computer explodes

i w
I wish I didn'y habe all this glass in my face and could see so I could fix these typos



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Post by invertin » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:54 am

Granted, now your keyboard explodes instead.

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.

Yes, I have ran out of ideas.

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Post by Glabbit » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:31 am

Granted. *munch*.

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I wish my animations would make faster progress and also be less stress to work on.

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:35 am

Granted, but you make too many and someone hates them and kills you because of this.

I wish for ten thousand batmans.

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Post by Blorx » Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:15 pm

granted but they all throw batarangs at you and you die

i wish there was more comedy music

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Post by invertin » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:02 pm

Granted, but all of it is about you and you are ridiculed for the rest of your life.

I wish that some of the ends to this weren't so grim.

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Post by Grayswandir » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:35 pm

Granted, but then you get hit by a bus and get stuck on the under carriage by your hands. The bus driver, being blind, doesn't notice you and pulls out onto the highway. Eventually you are peeled off the bus when your arm disconnects from your body at the elbow joint and you tumble into the opposite lane only to get hit by a motorcycle. You die of blood loss and internal injuries.

I wish I had a wish that was a wish that wasn't that wish or so he said.

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Post by Blorx » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:59 pm

granted...but now you're lost in the land of confusion

i wish i knew how a blind bus driver would be able to correctly pull onto the highway
=P

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Post by Cmyszka » Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:33 pm

Granted... You now think like Gray.... your brain melts in a couple seconds.


I wish this wish was ungrantable

[try figuring that one out =P]

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Post by Blorx » Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:38 pm

ungranted, but now you can't wish again

i wish i had my brains back to normal...

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