This guy wins the internet. I laughed for hours.

That is possible, but not definite. Anyways, comedy is comedy, who really cares?Renegade_Turner wrote:They are mildly humourous, but very clearly contrived. In other words, I don't believe they're genuine conversations that took place.
I care when things purport themselves to be something they aren't. That cheapens it. Why even ask such questions, when the answer is so blatantly clear from my first response?Jacktheawesome wrote:That is possible, but not definite. Anyways, comedy is comedy, who really cares?Renegade_Turner wrote:They are mildly humourous, but very clearly contrived. In other words, I don't believe they're genuine conversations that took place.
Renegade_Turner wrote:Why even ask such questions, when the answer is so blatantly clear from my first response?
Merriam-Webster wrote: Rhe*tor*i*cal
employed for rhetorical effect; especially : asked merely for effect with no answer expected <a rhetorical question>
NO! BAD REN! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GOAD ME INTO A FLAME WAR!Renegade_Turner wrote:"who really cares?" is a bit on the upset defensive side.
No one needs to care about anything. I need air, sustenance, things like that. I don't need cares. I just have them.Jacktheawesome wrote:I never said it was a flame war. i just said you can't goad me into one. You do have a reputation, you know.
"Who really cares?" is a rhetorical question because when I wrote that, I didn't expect someone to pop up and yell "I care!" Obviously, you do care, but I was using the rhetoric to ask if anyone really needs to care.
No one needs to care about anything. I need air, sustenance, things like that. I don't need cares. I just have them.
I wasn't trying to goad you into a flame war, and still am not.
"who really cares?" is a bit on the upset defensive side.
Jesus, don't be so sensitive!
You really are incredibly sensitive and defensive, pal.
"pal"
Well it's true you aren't an outright troll anymore, but please. If anyone else had seen what I wrote, they would've just taken it as a normal, harmless post. Perhaps the intent is gone, but the personality is still there.What reputation do I have at the moment? As far as I'm aware most people that are regulars on this forum have acknowledged a difference in my demeanour over the past while. You mustn't come here often.
I just don't really understand where the whole sensitive thing comes from. Speaking as a person, not as a wall of text, I do not feel upset emotionally. That is why your constant remarks of "stop being so sensitive" seemed patronizing and possibly trolled, because I didn't think those remarks were warranted. Just to locate all of the catalysts of your "sensitive," or "defensive," remarks, when I first said "who cares?", I meant it rhetorically, and conversationally, not to question the validity of your opinions. When I made the all-caps remark, it was jokingly. I didn't consider it a flame war, and I was not literally yelling at the screen and making a devil face. when I clarified that I didn't say it was a flame war, I just wasn't going to let you goad me into one with what I perceived then as patronizing remarks, I just really don't get how that could be interpreted as sensitivity. I really don't.And saying you're being overly sensitive about the whole thing is not trolling or attempting to start a flame war. It's asking you to calm down and accept my statements as they are.