Re: David Belle
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:44 am
I just realized that I did parkour today when I jaywalked diagonally across the street.
I'm so fucking awesome.
I'm so fucking awesome.
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Re: David Belle
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:40 pm
I don't consider that more efficient, being from New Orleans where jaywalking is standard. The police jaywalk.
Re: David Belle
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:47 pm
Don't mind my lack of popular sayings.
... What's "jaywalking" ?
EDIT: Nevermind, Google'd it.
... What's "jaywalking" ?
EDIT: Nevermind, Google'd it.
Re: David Belle
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:47 pm
Parkour ParkourAssaultman67 wrote:I just realized that I did parkour today when I jaywalked diagonally across the street.
I'm so fucking awesome.
Re: David Belle
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:24 pm
I'm gonna go perform some parkour by getting up from my seat in front of the computer and walking to my bed.
Re: David Belle
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:59 pm
As long as you take the most direct route, sounds legit to me.
Re: David Belle
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:27 pm
That is unskillful parkour. It's still useful, but in a bad situation, it won't help, unless you wallrun over a tall ledge to get there. if it is too easy, anyone can do it, so you won't get an advantage. on that note, I'm parkouring through my math homework. I actually wallran over problem 8, instead of taking the long way around.
Re: David Belle
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:09 am
Yeah, I parkoured some code earlier. I started the drawing procedures today, but I konged my entity handling system until I have the sprite system itself in place. I'll revisit the entity handling for some precise jumps after I nail this speed vault into complex array pre-setup.
Re: David Belle
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:39 am
That's the spirit.
Re: David Belle
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:52 am
I parkoured to my bed by walking straight towards it, and then parkoured into it by lying down. Now I'm parkour typing by taking the most direct route to the keys with my fingers.
Re: David Belle
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:22 am
I took a parkour dump by eating some laxatives this morning ...
It emptied my bowels extremely efficiently.
Well, I gotta go, in 10 minutes I have class so I must parkour my way there
Oh wait ... I plan on using the stairs rather than jumping down the stairwell
...
It emptied my bowels extremely efficiently.
Well, I gotta go, in 10 minutes I have class so I must parkour my way there
Oh wait ... I plan on using the stairs rather than jumping down the stairwell
...Re: David Belle
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:46 pm
Pfft, amateur. I jump down every stairs and balcony.
I'm gonna go parkour my way to death by jumping off a cliff.
I'm gonna go parkour my way to death by jumping off a cliff.
Re: David Belle
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:49 pm
i parkoured during masturbation today.
i could have made it last but i went for the quickest route to my glorious orgasm.
i could have made it last but i went for the quickest route to my glorious orgasm.
Re: David Belle
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:46 pm
+1
Re: David Belle
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:50 pm
Could you describe it for me? 