David Belle

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:37 pm

Just...lol.

Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:14 pm

adwuga wrote:Could you describe it for me?

He probably does it like every other guy ...

scrubbing his penis with sand paper.

underthedeep · Post by **underthedeep** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:57 pm

Assaultman67 wrote: scrubbing his penis with sand paper.

and lime juice.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:18 pm

Lubesock

underthedeep · Post by **underthedeep** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:36 pm

flesh light, the blue avatar edition.

adwuga · Post by **adwuga** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:25 pm

Warning: Not For Kiddies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8IRIYBSnk

It is purposely not using [YouTube][/YouTube]

Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:02 am

adwuga wrote:Warning: Not For Kiddies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8IRIYBSnk

It is purposely not using [YouTube][/YouTube]

You do realize we actually had some kinda "classy porn" thread going on somewhere around here.

Honestly I like the PG-13 ness the site seems to maintain with its images. Graphic text tends not to be noticed by prying eyes in public so I can rant about the pros and cons of sodomy all day in public, but an image of a big floppy penis tends to be highly noticeable.

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:59 am

Gahhhh What happened to my poor thread?

Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:27 am

Jacktheawesome wrote:Gahhhh What happened to my poor thread?

we derailed it.

You can sift through the remains if you would like ...

Talking about penises and masturbation is a lot more fun.

adwuga · Post by **adwuga** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:09 pm

Assaultman67 wrote: You can sift through the remains if you would like ...

Not really, we grabbed it and shook it up and down, grated it with sand paper, poured lime juice on the wounds, beat it with a lubesock, then suffocated it to death with a blue, fleshy, artificial vagina. Then we beat its dead body with a blue, fleshy, cartoon soup ladle penis.

We kind of overkilled it.

Poor thread

Here, I'll say a few words:

"Old Thread, I didn't know you long, but I knew you long enough. In the short time we had together, I came to love you, like I would a prostitute. However, when I learned you had a homosexual side, I got exited, and accidentally helped in your murder. Go well to thread heaven, my dear, homosexual friend."

zoidberg rules · Post by **zoidberg rules** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:53 pm

Ashes to ashes and all that. Amen

Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:42 pm

Wait a minute ... I just added 2 +2 together and it just occurred to me that an Avatar edition fleshlight wouldn't necessarily be a blue silicone vagina!

...

Just what in the hell would it look like?

?

(I also wonder if we scare off new people with these conversations)

adwuga · Post by **adwuga** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:01 am

HOLY FUCK!

IT"S GENIUS! NOW WE CAN BLOW OUR PONY TAILS AND MAGIC FLUORESCENT TREES!

Time to artificially make blue people/glow tree hybrids... for science.

And no, I'm pretty sure most people who view this auto-preorder the game for having such an awesome community who make freaky tentacle-sex jokes. NOW BATHE IN MY VAGINA BUBBLES OF HELL!

underthedeep · Post by **underthedeep** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:53 pm

i am very surprised none of you guys just did a google search haha.

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