This is my interpretation of the Smilies:

--Just got braces off

--Just got braces on

--Realized a map which took 5 hours to make just got thrown out.

--In Mormon tabernacle

--looked at p0rno for first time

--looking at the girls

--stopped to take a pee, then realized he was in wrong bathroom

--g5-2ghz thrown out window

--Constipated

--Nemo with Grudge

--Nemo when happy

--Me listening to teachers

--Nemo trying to swallow

--Me eating asparagus

--Nemo when he was normal