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Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:08 pm
by Jacktheawesome

Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:35 am
by Korban3
Shit is funny? I don't know about you, but I don't get my kicks watching people pass feces into their porcelain waste depositories. Sicko.

Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:30 am
by Jacktheawesome
Gosh Korban, why you gotta always be taking things so literally huh?

Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:25 pm
by Korban3
Because I'm the Skull Penis Genius. What's more literal than that?

Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:06 pm
by Jacktheawesome
I............eh..............
:(

Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:25 pm
by kehaar
Jacktheawesome wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUULIs_UWE

Funny shit.
I love cute animals! :P

Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:37 am
by Jacktheawesome
OH GOD CINNAMON NO!

Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:21 pm
by adwuga
Korban3 wrote:Because I'm the Skull Penis Genius. What's more literal than that?



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Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:00 pm
by Korban3
adwuga wrote:
Korban3 wrote:Because I'm the Skull Penis Genius. What's more literal than that?



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Precisely. Nothing. In fact, that's the most precise nothing I've ever seen.

Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:16 pm
by adwuga
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Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:08 pm
by Korban3
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Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:55 pm
by adwuga
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Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:33 am
by Jacktheawesome
I highlighted those posts...just to make sure...

Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:03 am
by Korban3
Oh, did you now? Well in that case:

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now


EDIT: HEXADECIMAL CAN KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS!!!

Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:40 am
by adwuga
Jacktheawesome wrote:I highlighted those posts...just to make sure...
Me and Korban have a secret more invisible than invisible language, and we made all kinds of fun of you, and said some very hurtful but true things about your mother. If only you knew...Although you do, of course, know this secret language