Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals

[Freshbite]

Also I love all the people lurking this thread, that just pop in to make observations and corrections.

I'm too lazy to involve myself in any... "intellectual" conversations that you might have.

[Korban3]

Me three. I know where Jack lives... actually I'm just lying to try to make friends. I hate myself. *Drops from stool*
*Experiences sudden stop originating from rope around neck*
*Upper spine breaks*
*Communication between heart and central nervous system is shutdown*
*Heart ceases to beat*
*Cells in organs die one by one due to lack of oxygen*
*Organs shut down*
*Dies*

[Freshbite]

A tragedy.

( )

[adwuga]

Assh**e
We should TP jacks house.

Korban, Jack, you in?

[Freshbite]

We should TP jacks house.
Korban, Jack, you in?

Wat.

[Korban3]

Um, I'm dead. But where do I go in? Front or rear?

[adwuga]

Definitely anal.

[Korban3]

AYE AYE SIR!

[Jacktheawesome]

I'LL FETCH ME PEG LEG

[Korban3]

Arr, I be likin' where this be goin'...

[Jacktheawesome]

Is it ok if Petie watches?

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[Korban3]

Nay, that not be enough. He'll be needin' to contribute to the activity.

[Jacktheawesome]

The largest size they had was "Optimus Prime"

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[adwuga]

I cant tell, is that for the entry *cough* or the beating?

[Korban3]

Arr, that be depending on which ye be finding kinkier.