Which superpower would you have?

[Razieliem]

XD

[Freshbite]

I believe teleportation would help me out the most. I'm too lazy to go shop for groceries.

[zoidberg rules]

I refuse to vote due to the lack of Telekenesis. (Moving things with your mind) Just sayin'

EDIT: If I had to choose from the list, it's gotta be flying. That would be so cool.

ANOTHER EDIT: I suppose if you had telekenesis, you could use that to fly, so you would have the best of both worlds, still, it isn't on the list...

[Janekkubek]

Logic manipulation (i identify it with people's minds control) can give you the easiest access to lot of sex So dat da bast!

[Jacktheawesome]

I chose shapeshifting, because with the expanse of the animal kingdom it provides you, you would get most of the other superpowers. I could morph into some sort of advanced alien race for teleportation, logic manipulation, time travel, and pyrokinesis.

[Starman]

i would do time travel so i could do a premonition or i could correct my stupidness

[Count Roland]

I chose teleportation, I can't tell you how many relationships I've ruined by my habitual lateness and inability to find good places nearby for dates. Also I'm lazy and teleportation seems like a good way of doing things.

[underthedeep]

time travel; being the only person with a superpower would draw to much attention inevitably, some one would end up snuffing me out in my sleep. i am 100% ok profiting off of an idea already know, getting famous for something i already know, and having neat time-travel adtevntures for the next 60 years of my life (what i probably have left) .

[Count Roland]

Why would you make your super power public?

[underthedeep]

Why would you make your super power public?

jus' sayin' it INEVITABLY would be noticed. and the rest of the world will alienate you and hate you. thats why i don't tell anyone about my outrageously large penis.

[adwuga]

Time travel, so I can go back in time and chose another super power, until I have them all. Also to give birth to myself and kill my father.

[Korban3]

Shape shifting.
I always hated these god damn things and all of my problems would be solved:

...
Ok, turning into weird shit would be cool too. But am I limited to transforming myself and small pieces of shaped, painted woods? Like, could I turn David Rosen into an iguana or the Apple logo into a Pear, all from the comfort of my own home?

[Jacktheawesome]

[zoidberg rules]

Haha Korban, why weren't you like the smarter children with those things? When I was little and I had one of those, I'd wait until my parents left the room then take the lid off and put the blocks in. Put the lid back before they get there and voila! Your parents think you're smart! Although they did eventually discover my secret, and I got rewarded for it because I apparently showed I was smart enough to use the shortest method!

[Freshbite]

Put the lid back before they get there and voila! Your parents think you're smart!

To have someone believe you have achieved something does not actually make you a winner.

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