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This thread was made in response to the "Unintelligent Humor" thread. Anyone know any Yo Mama' jokes?
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Here's one:
A fly is buzzing three inches over a pond when suddenly, time stops. Freezes entirely. A fish in the pond says; "If that fly drops three inches, I'll get my meal". Then, a bear sitting on the shore says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and I'll get my meal". But a hunter, standing behind it says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and I'll kill the bear and buy some cheese". Then a mouse says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and the hunter will get his meal, and i'll get my meal". But then a cat says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and the hunter will get his meal, and that mouse will get it's meal, and I'll get my meal".
So time unfreezes, the fly drops three inches, the fish gets its meal, the bear get's it's meal, the hunter gets his meal, and the mouse get's his meal. But the cat, instead of eating the mouse, jumps into the pond.
The moral of the story is, If a fly drops three inches, there's gonna be wet pussy.
A fly is buzzing three inches over a pond when suddenly, time stops. Freezes entirely. A fish in the pond says; "If that fly drops three inches, I'll get my meal". Then, a bear sitting on the shore says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and I'll get my meal". But a hunter, standing behind it says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and I'll kill the bear and buy some cheese". Then a mouse says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and the hunter will get his meal, and i'll get my meal". But then a cat says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and the hunter will get his meal, and that mouse will get it's meal, and I'll get my meal".
So time unfreezes, the fly drops three inches, the fish gets its meal, the bear get's it's meal, the hunter gets his meal, and the mouse get's his meal. But the cat, instead of eating the mouse, jumps into the pond.
The moral of the story is, If a fly drops three inches, there's gonna be wet pussy.
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MacWiggy wrote:Here's one:
A fly is buzzing three inches over a pond when suddenly, time stops. Freezes entirely. A fish in the pond says; "If that fly drops three inches, I'll get my meal". Then, a bear sitting on the shore says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and I'll get my meal". But a hunter, standing behind it says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and I'll kill the bear and buy some cheese". Then a mouse says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and the hunter will get his meal, and i'll get my meal". But then a cat says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and the hunter will get his meal, and that mouse will get it's meal, and I'll get my meal".
So time unfreezes, the fly drops three inches, the fish gets its meal, the bear get's it's meal, the hunter gets his meal, and the mouse get's his meal. But the cat, instead of eating the mouse, jumps into the pond.
The moral of the story is, If a fly drops three inches, there's gonna be wet pussy.
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Here's one that's really perverted...
What is the speed limit of sex?
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