Laptop for Max Payne 3

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Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by Janekkubek » Wed May 02, 2012 8:23 am

Is it possible to buy mobile computer which is able to run Max Payne 3 on MAAAAXXX?! I am going to work during whole holiday and buy a laptot when i will have got a bit wealthy :D And i am not keen on with all that laptopCPU/RAM/electronic stuff. Would you kindly like to help me? I would appreciate it. Max's recommendations are here. If you are into this brand, please, let me know, if you know name of The Monster which will cope with that log.
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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by zoidberg rules » Wed May 02, 2012 2:21 pm

Well, I'm not as keen as many others in this place when it comes to tech. But straight tens there... You're gonna be dropping some serious cash on that beast. One thing I can pretty much guarantee, even not knowing a huge amount. There is probably no laptop available without severe modding that could do that. Stick with desktop if you are seriously thinking of ultra-settings.

I now hand over the beacon of information to my more learned colleagues. I hope I was of help.

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by Korban3 » Wed May 02, 2012 6:57 pm

Yeah, a vanilla laptop is no way to get the 'Ultra' settings out of games. Desktop is the way to go. And they're less likely to get destroyed too.

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by adwuga » Wed May 02, 2012 8:58 pm

My $700 laptop can play skyrim on a bit higher than high, and it has been able to handle around 20 cpu's running around in OG with pretty high graphics settings, though it usually can't handle that much.

Desktops do give more for less money though.

As a reccomendation, buy the most expensive alienware laptop you can, it should do fine.

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by Korban3 » Fri May 04, 2012 5:21 pm

Haha, I wish my wallet could do that. Maybe someday, though.

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by Dudeman » Sat May 05, 2012 1:20 am

My wallet dances. Bet yours can't do that. It's all "I'ma breakdance", and I'm all, "Kay".
Then it breakdances and shit happens.

You'd be suprised how little people will pay for a dancing wallet...

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by zoidberg rules » Sat May 05, 2012 5:27 pm

Can I have one?

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by Count Roland » Sun May 06, 2012 12:17 am

are there any pole dancing ones? I bet one of those would practically pay for itself!

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by zoidberg rules » Sun May 06, 2012 9:26 am

That's a good point...

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by Dudeman » Sun May 06, 2012 7:06 pm

I'm not sure what percentage of the population is sexually attracted to wallets. That might be a dead-end venture.

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by adwuga » Sun May 06, 2012 9:47 pm

I'm sure the other wallets would love that. They have lot's of money to give, so it would be quite profitable.

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by Korban3 » Sun May 06, 2012 11:23 pm

Wallet Porn.
Challenge Accepted. I'll be right back.

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I hope you all enjoy that. Bunch of sick fucks <3

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by adwuga » Sun May 06, 2012 11:58 pm

* lé fap *


* Fixed.
- Freshbite

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by Korban3 » Mon May 07, 2012 12:02 am

Adwuga's post is so damn faptastic, it breaks the light background behind the forum, leaving a charcoally black. Da fuq.

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Re: Laptop for Max Payne 3

Post by adwuga » Mon May 07, 2012 12:04 am

It doesn't for me, not that I'd notice(too busy fapping)

screenshot please?

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