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I just found this old conversation I had with Johannes in my documents folder.


→Hey I seem to exist, can you fix this problem?
Johannes: nonsense
Johannes: you don't exist
Johannes: what ever made you think that?
→Oh I looked down and saw this pink stuff
Johannes: you're imagining it
Johannes: not the pink stuff I mean
Johannes: you're imagining that you're seeing stuff
→Should I go to a doctor or psychiatrist?
Johannes: how could you see anything if you don't exist?
→That's why I think I do.
Johannes: I'm guessing they will try to convince you that you do exist
→Hmm that's a problem...
→Do you exist?
Johannes: I can proudly say that I do not
Johannes: I have come to terms with this matter long ago
Johannes: I suggest that you do the same
Johannes: let me assure you, there is nothing wrong with not existing
Johannes: it is perfectly normal.
→Ok, thanks for the reassurance.
→It's just that it's the last day of school tomorrow so I'm wondering why I still exist. Shouldn't I have disappeared into thin air?
Johannes: Again, you are imagining that you exist; you cannot disappear into thin air.
→Ok. Does my cat exist then?
Johannes: do you see, feel and hear your cat?
→yes
Johannes: that was a trick question: we've already established that you are imagining those things.
→oh yeah
→How do I ho about finding out if my cat exists if I imagine everything I see then?
→*go
Johannes: just accept that your cat does not exist
→ok
Johannes: don't worry, your cat is ok with not existing too.
→Do many people think they exist and ask for your help over this?
Johannes: a surprisingly low number do
→That's weird
Johannes: I know, right?
Johannes: anyways, I need to get back to work, I hope I've helped you clear some things up.
→Ok, It was noyce having a conversation about the power rangers with you.
→bye
→Wait no that’s the wrong message box
Johannes: likewise, thanks for stopping by
→Farewell, Moname!

Hehehe.
Clever.

zzwerty wrote:I just found this old conversation I had with Johannes in my documents folder.
→Do many people think they exist?

René Descartes say whaatttt?

He's a good sport. It's the only tech support you can talk to when it's 2 AM and you're bored, and actually get an engaging conversation from, or, more to the point, a conversation at all.

I cannot for the life of me remember what the pink stuff was...

zzwerty wrote:I cannot for the life of me remember what the pink stuff was...

Probably your giblets.