The "What if" game

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:07 pm

What if we could fart out Ghosts?

pyros soul · Post by **pyros soul** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:28 pm

What if you found out that Chuch norris was your uncle?

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:55 pm

What if Chuck Noris roundhouse kicked Opra

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invertin · Post by **invertin** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:10 pm

What if Pi=4!? WHAT KIND OF CIRCLE IS THAT!?

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:16 pm

NickD wrote:What if Chuck Noris roundhouse kicked Opra ...

Everyone would get scared as Opera Would Kick his ass. you know it aint over tell the fat lady sings!

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:46 pm

That's pretty funny, but in a complex way, and it's hard to tell if it was intentional, or sequential spelling/spellcheck errors.

A) Either C intentionally misinterpreted NickD's reference to "Opra" (which obviously was supposed to be "Oprah) as "Opera," which is where the fat lady reference comes from; or

B) C also was referring to Oprah, but his spellchecker made it come out "Opera," but it's still funny 'cuz sometimes Oprah is a fat lady.

I'm gonna give C the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant to make a multi-leveled joke on purpose. Good on you, C.

But, what if he meant copra? Even worse, what if he meant it as in copraphage!?

PS: I think Opera does kick ass. I sometimes listen while playing Lugaru. There's nothing like a Death From Above on Level 10 while listening to the Flight of the Valkyries.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:25 pm

Thanks, I do try to you know...

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:35 pm

Actually, I meant Operah

Why is it such a big deal?

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:38 pm

NickD wrote:Actually, I meant Operah Why is it such a big deal?

Well, it's a bit hard to answer that. We could discuss differing tastes in various types of entertainment, or the philosophical definition of "quality," or the impact of paradigm shifts in culture, but first we need to ask an essential question: "What in the ever-lovin' blue-eyed world are you talking about!?!" Or, as T would say,

We now have four different spelling for a word, and we still aren't sure what it refers to: opra, opera, oprah, and now operah.

Two are actual words; the other two can be found online, but one only as an acronym (I don't think you were were referring to the Open Public Records Act, or the Options Reporting Price Authority).

So: are we talking about a drama set to music, or one of the most successful entrepreneurs in the United States, currently involved in many business ventures, but most identified with her massively popular and eponymous talk show, who also is a sometimes fat African-American lady?

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:36 am

OMFG. Im talking about "one of the most successful entrepreneurs in the United States, currently involved in many business ventures, but most identified with her massively popular and eponymous talk show."

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:47 am

Can we end this Descuson before we have to call in the most successful entrepreneurs in the United States, currently involved in many business ventures, but most identified with her massively popular and eponymous talk show, who also is a sometimes fat African-American lady to come sing!

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:14 am

What if Surfers' Paradise was renamed Snipers' Paradise?

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:29 am

BunnyWithStick wrote:What if Surfers' Paradise was renamed Snipers' Paradise?

I would SO be there!

What if Lugaru 2 was cancelled? Wait let me answer that one.
*Puts gun to head and fires*
Thats what would happen

whef · Post by **whef** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:52 pm

what if turner died with his family at the begining....

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:20 pm

Then Lugaru would be a 2 minute movie instead of a game

What if toilets were considered a dangereous weapon?