Silverfish Needs Plastic Surgery <3

[Korban3]

I didn't realize we were volunteering others for sexual favors.

[Phoenixwarrior141]

When do you?

[Endoperez]

Only if Endo can eat your ass.

Watch your language! It's 'may', not 'can', since my ability isn't in doubt.

I'm afraid this thread's pretty lowbrow right now, so here, have a classy song. Skip to 7 min 15s if you don't want to listen to the funny man speak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=othxGLWIYSw#t=7m14s

[Phoenixwarrior141]

I didn't think it would be an honor.

I was not wrong.

[Endoperez]

I didn't think it would be an honor.

I was not wrong.

I didn't know grammar lessons are an honor.

May governs permissions. 'May I go now?'
Can governs abilities. 'When can I see again?'

It's not even my native tongue, but I still think it deserves at least this much attention. Besides, it's not like this is some deep shit! It just about what words mean.

[Phoenixwarrior141]

I wrote that over the course of 3 minutes thanks to Google Chrome being a crashy piece of shit.

And so, I didn't have time to proofread, not to mention it sounds okay as it was.

[Endoperez]

My recent posts were a 'pune' or a play on words, where my words had a double meaning. I juxtaposed my linguistic ability and dislike on shitty language against my ability to eat ass.

Not that I'd do that, since they're endangered and besides, I don't know any good equine recipes.

[Phoenixwarrior141]

Not that I'd do that, since they're endangered and besides, I don't know any good equine recipes.

I need to go take a shower after reading this post.

[Korban3]