GREAT IDEAS FOR THE GAME.

[moomoohk]

ermehgerd yu ppl r so dmb n stpd stfi plz

[Freshbite]

I say, upon the lord, you people are nothing but dim-witted fools. Would you kindly not bother me any further with your outrageous choice of words.

[moomoohk]

wen i red yur sht my eys hrt stahp

[vyktar]

add guns.

[Retarded Username]

This thread make more sense than the real requests.

P.S.

I think wolfire should make google cloud work faster.

Ehmagherd add gunz n bows n dismembermant add assasins speech assasinations ehmegherd and dun forgt multiplayr so we can pwn noobs, lastly the game should be an MMO not this piece of SHIT we have here

[Jacktheawesome]

Hey guys...I'm not sure if anyone has thought of this before, but...and hear me out here...what about ranged weapons?

[Freshbite]

Bazookerhs. Yesh.

[underthedeep]

whaleman projectile love juice

[Karel]

teh prblm iz teh egineh is bad
cos phsx cold be bttr so trhe si watr in orregrot

[Glabbit]

This particular page is beyond sinister.

[adwuga]

My word! Good sir, it seems you are correct!

I thought at first that this may be but lighthearted sarcasm, poking fun at those who, in there young naïveté, had posted suggestions they had thought to be innovative, but had indeed been discussed in great length previously, yet upon further inspection, prompted by your enlightening text, I have come to the realization that these words are, verily, a malicious release of pent up anger and hate brought about by the impatience and precipitous sense of self importance found in these evil men.

I thank you for disillusioning myself. Upon great consideration of these facts, I have come to the grim conclusion that our only hope is to fight back. I implore you to join up with me, and send these power-hungry demons back to the pits of Hell!
(I think a fancy talk thread would be much more fun that the leetspeak shitfest it is)

[Constance]

ur dmb

[Freshbite]

Who is Adwuga even talking to?

[Constance]

Who is Adwuga even talking to?

glabt

[moomoohk]

Hey! I maintain that dismem- oh shit hold on
*bashes head into desk a couple of times*
HURRRRRRR GOIZ WI NED DESMMBRMERNT ND FENIKS ENJIN SUX