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Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:45 pm
by AkivaKiln
One can only be the true "pizza" if they believe in the pizza-ness of their being as a pizza as we consume on the toppings of the pizza... We are pizza, We are MANYYYYYY!!! May the man of pizza and the one of a celestial being be with us as we are consumed by what it is to be pizza...
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:58 am
by Coincidence
I am not pizza. I am the son of pizza, who has come to this crust to be eaten for your sins then come back form the dead (I'll leave the "how" to your imagination) to ascend to the heavens of Italian cuisine and open the doors of the restaurant to all of mankind.
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:43 am
by Freshbite
This thread is so crispy.
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:26 am
by Glabbit
Coincidence wrote:Glabbit wrote:Jesus was bread and wine. Are you people implying one could be more than Jesus?
I bloody hope so. I'm getting hungry.
Perhaps you'd like to have the Flying Spaghetti Monster for dinner.
No, thank you. I had Pastor Pasta recently, and his incessant preachings didn't agree with my stomach, so I've been put off of pastas for a while.
I could do with some Coincidence, though, if you don't mind.
*reaches for pizza platter*
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:34 am
by adwuga
mmmmmmm tasty.
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:11 pm
by Jacktheawesome
Are we pizza or are we dancer?
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:02 pm
by Coincidence
Jacktheawesome wrote:Are we pizza or are we dancer?
We are both, and we are neither.
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:03 am
by MadCatMax
AkivaKiln wrote:Are you the physical and mental being of what is "pizza"??
you just don't understand
do not mock my Theory for B-Trees because it is 100% proofable just read my thesis
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:13 am
by MadCatMax
MadCatMax wrote:AkivaKiln wrote:Are you the physical and mental being of what is "pizza"??
you just don't understand
do not mock my Theory for B-Trees because it is 100% proofable just read my thesis
What are you talking about, do not listen to this "MadCatMax" B-Trees have nothing to do with pizza. OH MY GOD maybe the "b" in B-Trees is just a upsidedown "p". The "p" might stand for pizza, the B-trees are really pizza-trees. GOD BLESS NORWAY
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:37 am
by adwuga
This man is a genius. Transcribed, upside down, anticaseifide letters as acronyms for double meanings and pizza.
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:18 am
by Glabbit
If you're a troll, adwuga, this guy's a goblin.
I'm certain of it.
Goblins are not pizza.
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:20 pm
by Assaultman67
Glabbit wrote:... Goblins are not pizza.
Don't you
see?!?! The Prophet Glabbit is dissatisfied with MadCatMax's foolishness!
We must
KILL THE BLASPHEMOR TO REGAIN FAVOR FROM THE GODS!
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:15 pm
by adwuga
Glabbit wrote:If you're a troll, adwuga, this guy's a goblin.
I'm certain of it.
Goblins are not pizza.
But trolls are?
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:07 am
by Freshbite
Right now, I'm way too fucking pizza to comprehend this pizza.
Wat.
Re: Are you pizza?
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:19 am
by Assaultman67
Freshbite wrote:Right now, I'm way too fucking pizza to comprehend this pizza.
Wat.
You just need to eat more pizza ...
