SWEET MOTHER OF JIZZ COOKIES!
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SWEET MOTHER OF JIZZ COOKIES!
Watch this video in full screen 1080P and try to contain your orgasms.
This is a game trailer.
(I know the real game will be much worse visually, but I'm pretty much ready to throw my money at them already and I usually hate over the top trailers like this. T_T)
This is a game trailer.
(I know the real game will be much worse visually, but I'm pretty much ready to throw my money at them already and I usually hate over the top trailers like this. T_T)
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My pants! Oh god why?
The game is coming out in 2077, so I would think the graphics would be better, but that looks pretty awesome. I'm not yet excited for the game, I'm even more skeptical of trailers like that, but it does say that there will be actual effort(and maybe even some creativity) put into this. On the bad side, it makes it seem like you will be another overpowered superhuman in an easy game.
The game is coming out in 2077, so I would think the graphics would be better, but that looks pretty awesome. I'm not yet excited for the game, I'm even more skeptical of trailers like that, but it does say that there will be actual effort(and maybe even some creativity) put into this. On the bad side, it makes it seem like you will be another overpowered superhuman in an easy game.
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Silly Freshbi-Assaultm-Korba-Madca-Retard-..adwuga.
That's the year it's set in. It clearly states that it'll be released 'when it's ready', which considering the implied ambitiousness of the project would be...
...2076?
Otherwise you're right though - the trailer might look pretty, but that means nothing about the actual game.
But who knows? Perhaps it'll be played from the non-ridicuimpervious character's point of view, or even better, have a multi-viewpoint storyline where you get to appreciate the character's power differences.
This is just an idea that came up in my mind right now and I have 0% faith that it's going to catch on in the AAA titles' dev circles that such things might actually make for more intriguing games.
That's the year it's set in. It clearly states that it'll be released 'when it's ready', which considering the implied ambitiousness of the project would be...
...2076?
Otherwise you're right though - the trailer might look pretty, but that means nothing about the actual game.
But who knows? Perhaps it'll be played from the non-ridicuimpervious character's point of view, or even better, have a multi-viewpoint storyline where you get to appreciate the character's power differences.
This is just an idea that came up in my mind right now and I have 0% faith that it's going to catch on in the AAA titles' dev circles that such things might actually make for more intriguing games.
Re: SWEET MOTHER OF JIZZ COOKIES!
I'll be looking forward to it.
~ Black
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A good friend will bail you out of jail and lecture you about how you messed up. A great friend will be sitting right next to you laughing about it saying "damn, we really screwed up!"
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That trailer told me next to nothing about the game, so there is nothing to be exited about.
You owe me an orgasm.
You owe me an orgasm.
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No refunds
Although I gotta say. I'd watch the shit out of a movie with this kinda detail.
Although I gotta say. I'd watch the shit out of a movie with this kinda detail.
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I watched the shit out of Advent Children when that came out. It was such good shit.
I'd love it if the cinematic game trailer market could evolve into a film making business.
I'd love it if the cinematic game trailer market could evolve into a film making business.
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Saw it on 240p because fuck you
Well, it says that the guys behind it are the ones who made The Witcher, and man, that thing totally competes with Crytek's technology.Glabbit wrote:Silly Freshbi-Assaultm-Korba-Madca-Retard-..adwuga.
That's the year it's set in. It clearly states that it'll be released 'when it's ready', which considering the implied ambitiousness of the project would be...
...2076?
Otherwise you're right though - the trailer might look pretty, but that means nothing about the actual game.
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lol so much for that! I'm as dry as ever, but the graphics were amazing, animation looked so realistics! Looking forward to this one.