Okay. I have something great to announce to you guys. I'm sure this announcement will bring great joy to the users of this forum and probably the world. I wouldn't be surprised if news stations were outside Jeff's door by what I'm about to say.
Recently, I went on a holiday to Florida. There was an institute there called the Florida Everglades safari park, and I thought, I've never been on that kind of tour before, might as well give it a go. So they gave me a time and I got in the vehicle. And we went for a ride.
It wasn't long before I realised something was wrong. The drivers started talking in a strange language I couldn't recognise. It sounded like grunts and moans, but they formed audible words. They occasionally chuckled. After a few minutes of them doing this and not talking at all about the scenery, the vehicle stopped abruptly as if it had hit something. The drivers got out into a blow up paddle boat that was hanging on the side and left the main vehicle halted in the water. They paddled off and in 3 minutes and fourty four seconds of waiting I decided to do the same. If they were trying to escape something, I better run away too, right?
So I was paddling away when I saw a huge blue arm come up from beneath the main vessel. There was a deep, clear roar, so loud I was forced to cover my ears. The passengers in the vessel were shreaking as they were lifted, dripping, out of the marsh. Soon, a blue nose appeared from in the water.
This is it. This is the announcement you've been waiting for. The thing that came up from under the water wa
oh my god
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AmorphousGamer
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Really un-creepy creepypasta?
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So that's where Whaleman's been last week.
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NO ONE WANTS TO REMEMBER WHALEMAN AS THE DEAD BODY ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!
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Since when were creepypastas actually creepy?AmorphousGamer wrote:Really un-creepy creepypasta?
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AmorphousGamer
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Eh, I've read a few pretty creepy ones.zzwerty wrote:Since when were creepypastas actually creepy?AmorphousGamer wrote:Really un-creepy creepypasta?
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perhaps aliens. supposedly theyve figured out how to imitate the human form and are making their place amoung all of us