oh my god
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:36 am
Okay. I have something great to announce to you guys. I'm sure this announcement will bring great joy to the users of this forum and probably the world. I wouldn't be surprised if news stations were outside Jeff's door by what I'm about to say.
Recently, I went on a holiday to Florida. There was an institute there called the Florida Everglades safari park, and I thought, I've never been on that kind of tour before, might as well give it a go. So they gave me a time and I got in the vehicle. And we went for a ride.
It wasn't long before I realised something was wrong. The drivers started talking in a strange language I couldn't recognise. It sounded like grunts and moans, but they formed audible words. They occasionally chuckled. After a few minutes of them doing this and not talking at all about the scenery, the vehicle stopped abruptly as if it had hit something. The drivers got out into a blow up paddle boat that was hanging on the side and left the main vehicle halted in the water. They paddled off and in 3 minutes and fourty four seconds of waiting I decided to do the same. If they were trying to escape something, I better run away too, right?
So I was paddling away when I saw a huge blue arm come up from beneath the main vessel. There was a deep, clear roar, so loud I was forced to cover my ears. The passengers in the vessel were shreaking as they were lifted, dripping, out of the marsh. Soon, a blue nose appeared from in the water.
This is it. This is the announcement you've been waiting for. The thing that came up from under the water wa
Recently, I went on a holiday to Florida. There was an institute there called the Florida Everglades safari park, and I thought, I've never been on that kind of tour before, might as well give it a go. So they gave me a time and I got in the vehicle. And we went for a ride.
It wasn't long before I realised something was wrong. The drivers started talking in a strange language I couldn't recognise. It sounded like grunts and moans, but they formed audible words. They occasionally chuckled. After a few minutes of them doing this and not talking at all about the scenery, the vehicle stopped abruptly as if it had hit something. The drivers got out into a blow up paddle boat that was hanging on the side and left the main vehicle halted in the water. They paddled off and in 3 minutes and fourty four seconds of waiting I decided to do the same. If they were trying to escape something, I better run away too, right?
So I was paddling away when I saw a huge blue arm come up from beneath the main vessel. There was a deep, clear roar, so loud I was forced to cover my ears. The passengers in the vessel were shreaking as they were lifted, dripping, out of the marsh. Soon, a blue nose appeared from in the water.
This is it. This is the announcement you've been waiting for. The thing that came up from under the water wa