Wish game

[Aspen]

Your wish is granted. A special order delivery brings a pie, but the delivery turns out to be none other than Invertin himself, who pies you in the face as opposed to the vice versa.

I wish I was excerpt from having to wish, I enjoy granting wishes but not making said wishes myself.

[zoidberg rules]

granted, unfortunately thats also what i want, i kill you and steal that wish

[Aspen]

Your wish is granted. You have gained the power to never wish again. An unnoticed side effect of the removal of the power to wish is the fact that you have lost your imagination. Your imagination is/was an integral part of you, and lacking it, you will inevitably go insane, and your insanity will result in your death.

I wish that I could always be as clever as I was above.

[TadMod]

granted, but you go mad with genius after recognising that you are the only smart one, before committing suicide in severe depression.

I wish there was more colour to life (literally, I mean that people wore hawaiian shirts, buildings were sexy shades of awesome and the sky turned an even greater and deeper blue).

[Aspen]

The sky is dismal and gray where I live. It depresses me. I am planning on moving to Hawaii. I despise gray skies.

[Endorgan]

I despise gray skies.

Nice rhyme.
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Granted, however the grand colors and vibrant shades overwhelm you, and you go into a coma.
When you awaken you discover you have turned a deep shade of green, which puts you into a second coma.

I wish for a Starcraft 2 Beta key for Mac.

[Aspen]

Your wish is granted, and just as you are about to be a beta-tester for Starcraft 2, your computer has a fatal hard drive crash and you lose the key.

I wish for an infallible hard drive.

[Richie Rabbit]

Granted but it gets stolen by me.
I wish i had a massive french fry.

[Endorgan]

Granted, the fried goodyness of the gargantuan french fry, once eaten, makes you terribly, terribly obese. However, no one can stop eating the great French Fry of GARGANTUA!!
Eventually you explode, producing a shower potatoes and human anatomy.

I wish for a chinchilla.

[Aspen]

Congratulations! You just won the Chinchilla Villa badge and 15 points! ...but your account gets banned shortly afterwards.

I wish that whoever responds to this post will die.

[Richie Rabbit]

Granted.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[Endorgan]

Congratulations! You just won the Chinchilla Villa badge and 15 points!

I totally got that badge XD

Granted, but as you didn't wish for anything, you are, erm, still dead.

I wish I could have a long enough attention span to create a game.

[Freshbite]

Granted. However, the game you design turn out to be... mediocre... ( )

I wish I was smart enough to go to bed when I'm supposed to.

[NinjaRabbits]

Granted, but because you went to sleep then, you weren't awake to watch the news to find out about the poison fumes coming over your city, and died in your sleep.

I wish to own many Bionicle toys...

[Endorgan]

Granted, your hands are blistered and bleeding when you finally finish building them all. Afterwards you (very painfully) play with them, and then your wife/husband/child/sister/brother/personwhoyouwouldbemostembarassedtoseeyouplayingwithkidtoys walks in and finds you making the Red guy hump the Blue chick.
You made the White guy watch too.

I wish for a meteor, not flying anywhere near me.