Wish game

[Glabbit]

Granted. But unfortunately, you start boasting about it without meaning to, and both Grayswandir and Renegade Turner become jealous.
You die a horrible death.

I wish I could wish a wish with a positive effect to myself and all around me.

[yamamonkey]

Granted. Now that you and all around you are positive, metal debris starts flying at everyone from all directions.

I wish I had enough money to pre-order Overgrowth.

[Glabbit]

Granted. You set up a devious scheme to throttle all OG income to you, but since that money is now no longer in Team Wolfire's hands, they starve and die horrible deaths and are unable to finish Lugartoo.

You murderer! D=

I wish someone'd invent a timemachine and stop this guy from stopping Lugartoo progress— I mean, stop him from killing the team...

[yamamonkey]

Granted. I didn't mean it that way, okay They're alive already.

I wish I had a humane non-sadistic and environmentally friendly way to get 30 bucks so i can pre-order Overgrowth.

[Count Roland]

granted you are payed $30 dollars to euthanize your entire family. (euthanasia is humane, and it's not sadistic if you don't take pleasure in it. and you're probably lowering your carbon footprint by getting rid of your family.)
I wish for a box.

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted, but its to small for you to live in.

I wish people could learn to live together in peace. (i think i know what will be done with that wish.)

[Glabbit]

Granted. And we all lived happily ever after. Or do we?

No, George Bush is not a person but a monkey, and starts off another world war thus destroying the lesson we learned and reverting the earth back to its sad old state again.

I wish that ape would learn his lesson.

[Renegade_Turner]

Granted, but the monkey learns his lesson and then learns all the other lessons too and becomes super-intelligent and also radioactive and then he gets the Hanson twins to rape you and your family while singing MmmBop constantly.

I wish Grayswandir and Colicedus would touch me in my naughty places.

[Lotus Wolf]

we should leave that one for gray to grant

[Starrz]

haha yea thats freaky turner

btw i wish wisconsin gave out free cheese every tuesday

AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHEEEEEESSSEEEEEE

[Count Roland]

do I know you?

[Lotus Wolf]

do any of us?

[Cmyszka]

but.... we... we DO!

Here!! eat! eat! eat!

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Eat until you find out that blue cheese isn't bleu cheese... It's actually 2 month old sharp cheddar... The bleu cheese is over there. *points* And it isn't that great anyway. Or dare I say... any WHEY!

You die a slow death on the sticky cellar floor filled to the brim with the moldy lactation of bovines the size of your nudist uncle's buick...




Now, I wish... that I had an authentic Zero mask.

[Count Roland]

no I mean someone I know just started talking about wisconsin and cheese, that's why I was asking.

[Blorx]

i wish gray would be our next president
haha