Wish game

[Chainsaw man]

(girlfriend went home, now i can't sleep...)

OBJECTION!

You had no intention on sleeping, except maybe with her...

I wish my head was not decaped by a chainsaw...

[Grayswandir]

Granted.
While trying to see how many pencils you can fit down your throat at once you suffocate. You were able to fit three.

Yes.

[Glabbit]

Granted. Someone asks permission to murder you brutally and you say yes.
Gore ensues.


I wish for a rabbit.

[Chainsaw man]

Guranted, Turnner Kicks your butt.

*Gasp* I wish I could get these pencels removed!

[Glabbit]

Ah, how predictable...

Granted. they are now replaced with razors.

I wish for a non-predictable rabbit.
That mean no turner, jazz jackrabbit, bugs bunny or anything from any popular film. Yes, monty python's rabbit is also predictable.

[Nitsua]

Granted. You forget to feed it and it dies.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

[nerodx]

Granted, unfortunately you spelled it Oscar Meyer weiner instead of Oscar Mayer weiner, thus you have become some random guy named Oscar Meyers penis.

I wish I had a cookie medal.

[Blorx]

granted
the taffy lanyard wraps around your neck and chokes you to death

i wish i had rambo as a bodyguard

[Glabbit]

Granted, but he's secretly out to get you.

I wish for a rabbit so predictable that it begins with a b.

[Blorx]

granted
it's name is bukake
it kills you with a machete

i wish the bunnies in this thread were less violent

[nutcracker]

Granted: now they only do weak punches.

I wish for god powers.

[Blorx]

granted
you're now an athiest (figure it out =P)

i wish you could choose how fast time went by at any given time
but not like have a rewind or anything...just speed up and slow down

[Cmyszka]

Granted, you over use it and now are 20 years older than your girlfriend. You're charged with sexual crimes.

I wish I knew what was bugging me...

[Blorx]

granted
there's a beetle stuck in your ass
just small enough to get stuck
but too big to get out
you'll have to get surgery
i'm sorry

i wish monkeys weren't so random
i mean really, flinging poo at people?

[Lotus Wolf]

granted, they now have feces cannons.

I wish the rain would stop for about a month