Wish game

[NinjaRabbits]

Granted, but I'm angry about the result of my wish. (and I totally rule this page)

I wish that Overgrowth would come out already...

[zoidberg rules]

granted, but it grows over ur eyes and you go blind

i wish for a wish with which to wish

[TheBigCheese]

Granted.

I wish that time itself would unwind.

[zoidberg rules]

granted, but now none of you beloved clock-work toys work, because clockwork has ceased to exist because time itslef has unraveled

i wish for

[invertin]

Granted. You get four s.

Judging from the shape and shine of , it is infact a balloon.

thus they all pop.

I wish that the CD drive on my computer would work.

[Lotus Wolf]

granted but a piece of gets into the CD drive and it breaks again.

i wish for this.

[Ragdollmaster]

Granted, but some idiot at UPS spills a highly corrosive acid over the blade while packaging it.



I wish I could be in the seventh Harry Pothead movie. (I mean, seriously, the latest movies are OK in my opinion, but they're raking in the big ones in the box office. Half-Blood Prince got like the equivalent of $300 million USD in the first week; plenty of money to go around for the extras <<)

[zoidberg rules]

granted (but dude, do u not realise thats pretty much wht star wars episode 5 made in its first day?)

i wish for all the confusionnicity to become clear for once in my f*****g life!

[invertin]

confusionnicty isn't a word. Thus, nothing happens.

Also you swore, which is bad, so a lightning bolt hits you.

Say fark instead. It's like swearing except not.

I wish that Boom would sign my chainsaw.

[zoidberg rules]

granted, boom is so awesome that chuck norris appears to challenge him for the title of the most awesome thing in this universe, i the ensueing fight, boom takes the chainsaw up to use against chuck norris, but CN roundhouse kicks it so hard that it explodes, thus you have no more chainsaw.

i wish to high-five chuck norris and elvis pressley i a perfectly aimed 3-way high five

[Jimmy Jazz]

Granted, but Chucks high-five is so awesome that it blows both you're and Elvis's hands off.
thus no hands. MUHAHAHHAHHAHAH

i wish for all the wish's that have gone wrong to go right.
this will most likely have no effect

[invertin]

Granted.

But alot of them are contradictory.

Thus, the universe implodes.

I wish that the universe would unplode back to normal.

[Hal1989]

Granted, but it explodes instead.

I wish for candies.

[NinjaRabbits]

Granted, but they are exploding candies for your enemies. (basically, your teeth are non-existent)

I wish for a pony....

[Count Roland]

granted it's actually one of the horses of Diomedes and eats you.
I wish people who want to seem insane really were insane.