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Re: Wish game

Post by Armored Wolf » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:05 am

Granted, but your fingernails malfunction. (what the hell is a functioning toenail anyway)

I wish that I could thing of a wish that is impossible to grant in a bad way...

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Re: Wish game

Post by BlackHole » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:12 am

Granted, you can thing of such a wish, but can't think of one.

I wish I don't care about your bad way of granting this wish.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Ebrahim » Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:32 am

BlackHole wrote:Granted, you can thing of such a wish, but can't think of one.

I wish I don't care about your bad way of granting this wish.

- Black
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Granted, but then you get aids.

I wish for a fish on a small blue dish, preferably Cod but lets not be picky

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Re: Wish game

Post by Lotus's GF » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:20 am

Granted, but the Cod is not cooked right and you get food poisoning

I wish that i was with Lotus right now. :cry:

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Re: Wish game

Post by Armored Wolf » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:31 am

Lotus's GF wrote:Granted, but the Cod is not cooked right and you get food poisoning

I wish that i was with Lotus right now. :cry:
Granted, but he's a corpse.

I wish I had worded my last wish better...

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Re: Wish game

Post by BlackHole » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:55 am

Granted, but I could still have thought of a way to beat your paradox.

I wish people stopped making "there's no way you can grant this wish in a bad way"-wishes.

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Re: Wish game

Post by princecinnamonboots » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:40 am

Granted, but in a bad way.

I wish that whoever grants this wish.....WILL DIE!!

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Re: Wish game

Post by DJisbored » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:53 am

Granted, but I come back as a zombie and eat your brains.



I wish there was a cure to the zombie virus.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Lotus Wolf » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:05 pm

Granted but it mutates your body.

I wish there wasn't a mutant-zombie-and-a-half running around.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Richie Rabbit » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:56 am

Granted but a tentacle monster gets you.

I wish i could eat water & drink meat

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Re: Wish game

Post by DJisbored » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:16 am

Granted but you choke on water, then someone saves you, and you drown in meat.


I wish that your mom would get out of under my bed (she keeps stealing my cookies =[ )

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Re: Wish game

Post by Glabbit » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:08 am

Granted. She now hides in the cookie jar.

I wish I had a small leather pouch which dispenses delicious chocolate biscuits indefinitely.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Spartan X » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:43 am

Granted, but you eat so many you get fat. And die.

I wish all the chavs would die :)

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Re: Wish game

Post by Glabbit » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:32 am

Spartan X wrote:Granted, but you eat so many you get fat. And die.
A short but sweet life.
So terribly sweet.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Lotus Wolf » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:59 am

Glabbit's dead?!

NOOOOOOOOO! :(

Anyway, granted, chavs die, and I murder you in your sleep.
I wish Glabbit hadn't died and that he was in prime condition to eat more of his chocolate biscuits, and maybe that he would share a few with me. :)

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