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Re: Wish game

Post by DJisbored » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:02 am

Granted but then you both get fat and die.


I wish you two wouldn't kill yourselves with biscuits.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Glabbit » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:11 pm

Granted. We now conquer the world with the threat that we'd kill everyone and/or enslave them with our chocolate biscuits. Then we establish peace on earth, make it so that every single school only teaches in one language (Esperanto maybe?), stop production of and destroy all weapons, and make Aikido, the martial art of peace and harmony, obligatory worldwide.
Earth thrives for a hundred years until a descendant reaches the throne and abuses it, for he was maltreated by his father and was educated through hundred-year-old methods.
He then turns everyone into cattle for the prolonging of his own life and throws all resources into his own enjoyment, turning all into a desolate, hellish wasteland.
Everyone else's lives are of pure terror and pain.
The Final Lord lives for another 2304 years until all life but his own is diminished, and he has no more resources for the prolonging of his own life or any of his entertainment, and he names the last two weeks of his life "The Sorrow", as he too late realises what he has done.

Bet you wished we'd have killed ourselves now, eh?

I wish you would wish for a better solution =o

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Re: Wish game

Post by DJisbored » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:20 pm

Granted I wished that you would be happy as ghosts and not haunt anyone (especially me).


(I think your wish broke the universe cause now I have two wishes =D )
I wish I never got this second wish (and now I've broken time)

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Re: Wish game

Post by Armored Wolf » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:28 pm

DJisbored wrote:Granted I wished that you would be happy as ghosts and not haunt anyone (especially me).


(I think your wish broke the universe cause now I have two wishes =D )
I wish I never got this second wish (and now I've broken time)
Granted, but you don't ever get the first wish.

I wish that Lotus Wolf would release the bat'leth.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Jendraz » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:02 am

Armored_Wolf wrote:
I wish that Lotus Wolf would release the bat'leth.
Granted, but it's a very poor reflection of his work.

I wish to never feel sadness.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Count Roland » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:52 am

Granted, you feel nothing but hunger as you slowly turn into a rotting corpse of a zombie after which devouring your family.
I wish to know who the hell thought of the word nog first.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Lotus Wolf » Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:47 pm

Bat'leth will be coming soon! Sorry for the waiting.

Granted, this small bit of information takes up the last of your brains storage space, space you could have filled with happy memories.

I wish that a certain spammer had not returned.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Assaultman67 » Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:14 am

LOL bat'leth ... (ive modeled one of those myself at one time :oops: )

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Re: Wish game

Post by Armored Wolf » Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:36 pm

Granted, the spammer hasn't returned, instead his sixty-five million alternate accounts did and piss everyone off.

I wish.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:36 pm

Granted. *OVERDRIVE ERROR, DOES NOT COMPUTE, DOES NOT COMPUTE!*

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Re: Wish game

Post by Untadaike » Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:31 pm

Omg. The game is over. :(

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Re: Wish game

Post by DJisbored » Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:05 pm

I wish the game wasn't over..

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Re: Wish game

Post by McJoggin » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:24 pm

Granted, but you are the only one playing it.

I wish I had somebody to PLAY UNCHARTED 2 WITH. :x

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Re: Wish game

Post by DJisbored » Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:12 pm

Granted but the person is a noob and can't understand the controls.


I wish for tacos, oh so many tacos.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Glabbit » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:21 pm

Granted. You drown in tacos and awesomeness. Painfully.

I wish I had superpowers!

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