Wish game

[zoidberg rules]

granted, now the wish only has positive effects, so positive, infact, that your head explodes

i wish i could have gone to the f*****g fair

[Glabbit]

Granted. You could, but you didn't realise it. Now it's too late. ;_;

I wish I had a perfectly good reason to never make my homework.
(easy one for you, guys...)

[zoidberg rules]

too late, i already did

i wish for boredom

[Glabbit]

Granted.

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[Grayswandir]

Granted.

...

Granted, a bunch of miniscule little people the size of dots come along and bury into your skin and peel you from the inside out.

[Count Roland]

lol I like your play on bore. you didn't wish though.

I wish I had a left slipper.

[Grayswandir]

Granted but you have two right feet, zombie cancer, and diabetes.

[Count Roland]

AWESOME! we should be punished for not wishing.

[Chainsaw man]

Graunted, Grey has her period and is now a real bitch to be around.

I wish Grey was a man again.

[nerodx]

Granted, but he/she/it is still having its period, so now we all get to see Grey's new penis bleeding once a month. Also the penis was yours.


I wish I could watch Funny Games again. (What are the Coen brothers smoking and where can I find it)

[Chainsaw man]

What Was Shinji Smoke in the final Episodes of NGE and where can I get it?
(that was my wish)

[Grayswandir]

Granted.

You die of a fatal skull injury.

You thought it would be a good idea to run your face up and down a row of kitchen cabinets (You liked the feeling) when your lip caught on one of the knobs, pulling open the door and dumping its contents onto your poor, unsuspecting head. If only that heavy, iron pot hadn't been in there.

The moral:
Don't stuff the cabinets full of pots and tupperware, some moron high on something might be testing his nerve endings on the doors.

[zoidberg rules]

HA YOU DIDNE WISH NOW I GET ONE FREE OF CHARGE!!!!HAHAHAHA



i wish...i wish...i wish for moo quack woof meow mew splooniewoonie bish baf weesaw bucket floomsplargie nargie

[invertin]

The cow falls from the sky and crushes you, the duck craps on your head, the two cats then procede to maul what's lef while the alien watches and then takes you for probing. How's that?

I wish I wish I had a fish.

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted, the barracuda eats your head.

I wish for a can of axe.