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Post by invertin » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:50 pm

I was looking around this other forum (I don't actually have an account on it, but some people say reeaaly funny things) and I found a thingy called the wish game. How it works is that someone makes a wish, then someone else grants it in a bad way, then makes another wish.

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I wish for world peace
Granted but aliens come. I wish for....

I'll start it off

I wish that WW1 & WW2 never happened

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Post by leDoOd » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:16 pm

Granted - we skipped right to WW3.

I wish for a slice of cheesecake.

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Post by Inane » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:18 pm

Granted, but it's been in the pantry since 1988.

I wish for a goblin to guard my shit.

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Post by leDoOd » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:50 pm

Granted - but now the Goblin won't stop harassing you every time you try to go to the bathroom.

I wish for a giant hippopotamus.

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Post by NickD » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:51 pm

Granted...
...But then you became constipated

I wish I have 500 GB of RAM!

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Post by leDoOd » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:55 pm

Lol, nick, you came in too late. :P

Granted - but the RAM doesn't work with your processor.

I wish for a snowstorm!

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Post by zatoichi » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:57 pm

granted, but you are forced to burn your furniture for warmth. I wish for a mac pro.
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Post by rudel_ic » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:34 pm

Granted, but there's a deadly virus in the fan.

I wish I will never get sick again.

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Post by NickD » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:58 pm

Granted...
but then you become mutated from your immune system being way too good.

I wish I had $3000 for a Fantom.

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Post by leDoOd » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:53 pm

Granted - you pay a ghost to haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish that there was no more homework, ever.

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Post by Colicedus » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:22 pm

Granted, but your brain turns to a grey sludge...

I wish for a Hot blond with two legs... :lol:

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Post by Mike_Cuzins » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:30 pm

Colicedus wrote:Granted, but your brain turns to a grey sludge...

I wish for a Hot blond with two legs... :lol:
hahaha as if. were do u expect to get a hot blond with less than 3 legs?

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Post by Colicedus » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:33 pm

ok... let me see... Um, "Guys", how many of you are blond on the Forums? :P

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Post by Mike_Cuzins » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:45 pm

bahaha, i didnt think of that. good like finding your new mate.

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Post by leDoOd » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:44 pm

MIKE, STOP PLAYING THE GAME WRONG!

Granted - but it's a blonde bear.

I wish for my iPod to work.




(p.s. I HATE BEARS)

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