Wish game

[Lotus Wolf]

i will accept that, if you can explain the relevance between egg salad, and someone killing me with a sledgehammer.

[Grayswandir]

Your skull gets smashed in with a sledge hammer, crushing your brain, becoming a goopy substance, thus becoming metaphysical egg salad. You never said real egg salad.

[Lotus Wolf]

WTF?!?!?! fine then.

[Glabbit]

Granted. You WTF.
Thus, you suddenly burst into flames, then your arm rips itself from your shoulder, picks up a chair and starts feeding it to you in a brutal way just before your feet decide to go different directions at high speeds causing the Einstein's relativity theory to leave you mangled, burned and wrangled, mixed minced and scrambled throughout the entirety of space-time.

After this, you explode.

I wish someone'd put Lotus Wolf back together again D=

[Count Roland]

granted Chuck Norris sews him together with a rusty railroad spike and some barbed wire, unfortunately this doesn't make him any less dead.

I wish for a notified letter. (A to be specific)

[Lotus Wolf]

wow... that was very rude...

Granted, but you get a rare virus, and you join me in death.

I wish that we both didn't die.

[Chainsaw man]

Sorry, no one can help you there...
I wish there was a use for my new Chainsaw tank.

[Count Roland]

granted the tank is used to kill you and stop you from making more chainsaw contraptions.
I wish you a merry christmas.

[Chainsaw man]

Granted, your dembodyed bodyparts are served to me with a Turky cutter chainsaw for one of my utensles.

I wish I could figure out what Im doing wrong with my Chainsawgun.
(thing gattling gun that fires chainsaws)

[Count Roland]

try changing the chainsaw shape for increased aerodynamics and make it caseless.

[Chainsaw man]

Hmm... its allready caseless, but the saws will need to go under heavy redeine... oh well, NVM...
(Thinks of raucous wish to continue, takes about a minute...)
Hmm.. I have always wonderd what its like to be a woman. Grey knows what its like... so... Grey, I wish you would tel me what is like to be turned into a woman...

[Count Roland]

I wish I knew what it was like to bite off someone's nipple.

[blood-shard]

Granted, but your head were ripped off by ninja monkeys that forced you too bite your own nipple off. i wish for WORLD DOMINATION!!!!

[Lotus Wolf]

Well first there is a squelching, then a pop, and then the taste of blood, then a morsel of meat.

[invertin]

Granted. The moment you sit on your throne and every single human and creature on earth (even the hidden aliens) bows down before you...

You remember that you left the detonator for the planet death machine on the throne.

I wish I had a planet death machine but it doesn't go off until I want it to.