Wish game

[nutcracker]

Granted: your going to public toilet instead.

I wish that 2+1=1

[Blorx]

granted, you're now in purgatory with michael isner

i wish we had more japanese guys doing the voiceovers for commercials...they're hilarious
xD

[Glabbit]

Granted. The japanese now do EVERYTHING.
Including your homework. And your life. And your mom. And the destroying of the universe.
Congratulations. You just ended the universe.
>=(


I wish the universe was yet unharmed D=

[Grayswandir]

Granted. The Japanese now do everything.
Including your homework. And your life. And your mom. And the destroying of the universe.
Congratulations. You just ended the universe.

I have no wish.

[Glabbit]

Granted.
...uhh..

[invertin]

Granted.
...uhh..

[WARNING- NO WISH]

[INVERTIN NOT DESIGNED TO HANDLE NO WISH]

[REVERTING TO FRIGGEN RAMBLING MODE]

I wish the Goats would reveal that devilishly evil plan of theirs.

I can smell them plotting...

[Chainsaw man]

Grauanted.
You know, goat is really tasty, epecaly when you stew it in bazil.

I wish my cylinders and saw were more Oiled!


{Challange: - Some one must top that with a picture, or it dose not count}

[Lotus Wolf]

granted, now the chain flies of from to much oiling.
Here is the result:


Don't do that, its a great way to kill threads, but thats not what we're going for here

[Glabbit]

Yes.

I wish the flow of wishes was constant.

[Lotus Wolf]

granted, wishes are made and granted at a monotonous pace, causing the worlds populace to be destroyed due to illiterate wishes, or simply stupid/selfish ones.

I wish a had a working scanner, or i could fix the one i have...

[Glabbit]

Granted, you fix mine and steal it.

..DAMN YOU! D=<

I wish I had my scanner back... in working order!

[Lotus Wolf]

what what what what? fine then, Granted - are we sure thats a good thing?

I wish for a pair of headphones smaller than the 3 3/4 inch over-ear ones i have on right now...

[nutcracker]

Granted, but there is a delivery problem

I wish for being greater than the greatest of the greaters nest?

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted, you now are a great eagle, the greatest of the greaters nest.

I wish i could sleep...
(girlfriend went home, now i can't sleep...)

[Glabbit]

Granted. you turn into the modern legend of Rip van Winkel

I wish for fish.