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Re: Wish game

Post by invertin » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:03 pm

Granted. Society collapses in on itself.

I wish that I could be bothered to get my 360 fixed.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Ragdollmaster » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:08 pm

Granted, but then Sony performs a hostile takeover on Microsoft and sends out armed Black Op soldiers to destroy all remaining 360's.

I wish I could throw knives in a lethal manner.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Count Roland » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:12 pm

Granted, you throw a knife and it bounces off of everything and kills you.
I wish for society to stay collapsed.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Spartan X » Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:22 am

Count Roland wrote:Granted, you throw a knife and it bounces off of everything and kills you.
I wish for society to stay collapsed.
Granted. but you get killed by a rbid squirrel.

I wish for Chuck Norris to kick someone i hate in the face.

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:28 am

granted dan evans gets kicked in the face

im bored so i cant be bothered to wish

i wish for a clean slate and for the wish game to start again

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Re: Wish game

Post by invertin » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:05 am

Granted.

I wish that his wish didn't count.

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:38 pm

granted

I WISH FOR AWESOME FARKING CHEESE!!!!CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Wish game

Post by Jimmy Jazz » Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:52 pm

Granted, you get some of my (bosky acres) goat cheese that we make.
nothing else happens.... yes i know...


i wish i wasn't so farking tired...


I didn't swear!

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:06 pm

granted you fall asleep like sleeping beauty to fix your tirednocity, you now wont wake up until kissed by a handsome prince

i wish for a handsome prince to kiss him and wake him up

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Re: Wish game

Post by invertin » Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:11 pm

Jimmy Jazz wrote:fark
IT'S CATCHING ON

FARK YEAH

Granted. It turns out to be a ZOMBIE PRINCE.

A very handsome one.

And zombie infection spreads.

I wish for a shotgun, no wait, a crossbow to fight the zombies.

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:47 am

granted, but your bow is so ross with you that it doesnt fire!

i wish for the ability to stop making really bad puns

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Re: Wish game

Post by Spartan X » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:51 am

Granted. But your no longer wily charms caused the loss of all of your friends.

I wish for Zoidberg to have his friends back.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Untadaike » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:37 am

Granted, but when they return, they're actually random hit-men in flesh suits. He points them in your direction to save himself.

I wish I will finish the first damn draft of this screenplay I'm writing by the end the summer.

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:21 pm

granted but it wants to play chicken with you!!!!

i wish for the ability to backflip x2

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Re: Wish game

Post by invertin » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:35 pm

Granted. You break your neck on the floor.

You should have wished to do a backflip x2 successfully.

I wish that I had something to do.

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