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Wish game
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Only I want it to beGrayswandir wrote:the morgue makes a killing selling your organs to science.
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I wish this thread would continue its merry ways.
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Granted. Now I get to screw up your next wish. Mwahaha.
I wish Fable 2 would come out faster.
I wish Fable 2 would come out faster.
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ungrantable the creators hate our guts
I wish I had some chocolate chip pancakes.
I wish I had some chocolate chip pancakes.
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I wish i could fly... like with wings, sorry just my fantasy...
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Granted. You grow like, wings and are able to like, fly. Unfortunately, you get sucked into a jet engine on your first time up. The last thought that passes through your mind is, "Like, shit." You come out the other end as a fine, red mist. The jet makes an emergency landing and the engineers decide unanimously that they pureed a small bird. They clean up the mess, repair the damage, and go about their lives.
I don't wish for anything because Count Roland's wish hasn't been granted yet.
I don't wish for anything because Count Roland's wish hasn't been granted yet.
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That is so, like, totally a parody, dude.
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Granted. But it explodes for some reason.Count Roland wrote:ungrantable the creators hate our guts
I wish I had some chocolate chip pancakes.
Um. I wish...
Oh wait. I wish I could actually learn how to play Dwarf Fortress. (Last time I tried it, I set up a place for mining, then couldn't get my miner to actually know he was supposed to be working. @,@)
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granted but your computer is stolen and you're beat to a semi conscious pulp trying to stop the robbers
I wish I had 3 drops of water.
I wish I had 3 drops of water.
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granted...there is an issue though, the first drop is so acidic that it would reduce your innards to a bloody blistered pulp, the second drop is so alkaline that it will do the same thing, and the third is an hallucination, you must drink on of them or you will die such a painful death like, exploding nuts first or something.
i wish i was rich and famous, with absolutely nothing bad can EVER happen to me no matter wtf happens
i wish i was rich and famous, with absolutely nothing bad can EVER happen to me no matter wtf happens
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I didn't say I wanted to drink them, I just wanted them.
granted nothing bad happens to you instead your family is brutally murdered by your best friend.
I wish I had a spoonerism ready.
granted nothing bad happens to you instead your family is brutally murdered by your best friend.
I wish I had a spoonerism ready.
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Ouch... Tough luck zoidberg...
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Gruanted...Count Roland wrote:I didn't say I wanted to drink them, I just wanted them.
granted nothing bad happens to you instead your family is brutally murdered by your best friend.
I wish I had a spoonerism ready.
Unincedently of the wish, you have been caught doing something bad at school, and are stood down.
The Teacher tells you infront of your peers "You have hissed all my mystery lectures, and were caught fighting a liar in the quad. Having tasted two worms, you will leave by the next town drain"
You then end up getting stuck head first in a pipe. No one notices your gon, noor can hear your screams. how ever, the blockage is making quite the puddle. Because there are peaces of your excreet in it, A Janitor then pours Pipe Snake down the pipe beliving it to be a back up in the suwerage system, hours later, your flesh begins to itch and burn. this prosses repeats for a sadistic 7 days befor you are eaten away by the enzimes.
I wish for...
This just poped into my head...
I wish Grayswandir was a woman
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Um.
Granted.
But when they cut off his penis a ninja appeared and grabbed it, then threw it straight in your ass. It went so far that the doctor needs to surgically remove it. But the doctor requires you to bite off Gray's nipple as payment, (he's a sick, sick man). Then...you explode for some reason?
I wish that we had more smileys like Where's Mr. Blue, and Mr. Pink???
Um.
Granted.
But when they cut off his penis a ninja appeared and grabbed it, then threw it straight in your ass. It went so far that the doctor needs to surgically remove it. But the doctor requires you to bite off Gray's nipple as payment, (he's a sick, sick man). Then...you explode for some reason?
I wish that we had more smileys like Where's Mr. Blue, and Mr. Pink???