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Granted, but you have a parachuting accident and you take your backpack full of clean clothes instead.
The Bad News: The last thing to go through your head is your pelvis as your spine telescopes.
The Good News: Some kid gets your new pair rolled pants after they fall from the sky and put him in a coma for a month.

I wish that there was a 40-foot tall gastric hamster attacking New Jersey. Why New Jersey? Because its the first place that came to mind.

Granted but you are there when it's attacked for some reason.

(...I can do better than that)

He knocks a building on you, you manage to survive but get put into a coma for a month. When you wake up your body is fractured in lots of places and you don't have very long to live, even worse, everyone else has been killed or evacuated.

I wish that I had something to do.

granted but you hate it and therefore don't do it

I wish I had a bible.

Granted. It weighs 258 tons and appears just above your head. Congratulations, you have been promoted to Count Pancake.

I wish someone'd clean that mess up D=

Granted, here's a toothbrush...


Blorx said I can't wish again...

Granted. Now Blorx thinks you made a wish because of my magic and now he doesn't like you.

I wish Cmy could wish again. (IMMA NICE GUY ;D)

not granted...the genie's gone today...not to mention i can read and i know that you framed cmy

i wish that robots existed and could in no way cause any bad things to happen
xDD

granted they don't cause bad things they do bad things like stomping on babies and the like.
I wish I could make guide books appear over my toes.

Granted. The robots can't do anything at all.

I wish that I had a PSP and Megaman Powered up. For PSP. And that the PSP and the game worked fine.

granted but you're thumbs are ripped off in a freak accident involving lima beans, hamsters, and an eagle.

I wish I had a giant curtain.

Granted.


...

But it fell.

I can't think of anything so the next guy gets a free wish and a chance to hurt me in imaginitive ways... D:

your missing harddrive falls out of the sky and the usb thingy sticks into your head, putting you in a prison jail, for some reason, you are then mistaken for ted bundy and locked in a maximum security cell, you family spend all the money they will ever have bailing you out, now you can never get a ps2 and therefore can never play kingdom hearts 2, HA TOP THAT YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!!

I WISH I COULD STOP SHOUTING

Granted, but then you fall down and can't get up. And since you don't have LifeAlert (even though ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFEALERT) you stay on your kitchen floor crying quietly until you die. I love commercials.

I wish my highschool schedule didn't make me switch buildings every goddamn class.

Guranted. The School now has no buildings at all. you must now dig a cat hole to take shits, and classes take place out side, rain, hale, or shine.

I wish the Advenist curch would all suddenly commit mass suiside.

Granted.
You decide to check out one of their services and drink out of a cup they're passing around, only to die painfully with everyone else. On an upbeat note, they play Freebird at your funeral and the morgue makes a killing selling your organs to science.