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Re: Wish game

Post by BunnyWithStick » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:35 am

nerodx wrote:LIFEALERT
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Re: Wish game

Post by Chainsaw man » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:56 am

Grayswandir wrote:the morgue makes a killing selling your organs to science.
Only I want it to be :)

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Re: Wish game

Post by Glabbit » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:46 pm

I wish this thread would continue its merry ways.

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Re: Wish game

Post by invertin » Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:10 am

Granted. Now I get to screw up your next wish. Mwahaha.

I wish Fable 2 would come out faster.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Count Roland » Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:43 pm

ungrantable the creators hate our guts
I wish I had some chocolate chip pancakes.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Lotus Wolf » Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:27 pm

I wish i could fly... like with wings, sorry just my fantasy... :lol:

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Re: Wish game

Post by Grayswandir » Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:24 pm

Granted. You grow like, wings and are able to like, fly. Unfortunately, you get sucked into a jet engine on your first time up. The last thought that passes through your mind is, "Like, shit." You come out the other end as a fine, red mist. The jet makes an emergency landing and the engineers decide unanimously that they pureed a small bird. They clean up the mess, repair the damage, and go about their lives.

I don't wish for anything because Count Roland's wish hasn't been granted yet.

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Re: Wish game

Post by BunnyWithStick » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:25 pm

That is so, like, totally a parody, dude.

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Re: Wish game

Post by invertin » Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:40 am

Count Roland wrote:ungrantable the creators hate our guts
I wish I had some chocolate chip pancakes.
Granted. But it explodes for some reason.

Um. I wish...

Oh wait. I wish I could actually learn how to play Dwarf Fortress. (Last time I tried it, I set up a place for mining, then couldn't get my miner to actually know he was supposed to be working. @,@)

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Re: Wish game

Post by Count Roland » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:43 am

granted but your computer is stolen and you're beat to a semi conscious pulp trying to stop the robbers
I wish I had 3 drops of water.

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:26 am

granted...there is an issue though, the first drop is so acidic that it would reduce your innards to a bloody blistered pulp, the second drop is so alkaline that it will do the same thing, and the third is an hallucination, you must drink on of them or you will die such a painful death like, exploding nuts first or something.

i wish i was rich and famous, with absolutely nothing bad can EVER
happen to me no matter wtf happens

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Re: Wish game

Post by Count Roland » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:14 pm

I didn't say I wanted to drink them, I just wanted them.
granted nothing bad happens to you instead your family is brutally murdered by your best friend.
I wish I had a spoonerism ready.
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Re: Wish game

Post by Lotus Wolf » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:27 pm

Ouch... Tough luck zoidberg... :mrgreen:

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Re: Wish game

Post by Chainsaw man » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:05 pm

Count Roland wrote:I didn't say I wanted to drink them, I just wanted them.
granted nothing bad happens to you instead your family is brutally murdered by your best friend.
I wish I had a spoonerism ready.
Gruanted...

Unincedently of the wish, you have been caught doing something bad at school, and are stood down.
The Teacher tells you infront of your peers "You have hissed all my mystery lectures, and were caught fighting a liar in the quad. Having tasted two worms, you will leave by the next town drain"

You then end up getting stuck head first in a pipe. No one notices your gon, noor can hear your screams. how ever, the blockage is making quite the puddle. Because there are peaces of your excreet in it, A Janitor then pours Pipe Snake down the pipe beliving it to be a back up in the suwerage system, hours later, your flesh begins to itch and burn. this prosses repeats for a sadistic 7 days befor you are eaten away by the enzimes.

I wish for...
This just poped into my head...

I wish Grayswandir was a woman :lol:

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Re: Wish game

Post by nerodx » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:45 pm

..................
Um.
Granted.
But when they cut off his penis a ninja appeared and grabbed it, then threw it straight in your ass. It went so far that the doctor needs to surgically remove it. But the doctor requires you to bite off Gray's nipple as payment, (he's a sick, sick man). Then...you explode for some reason?

I wish that we had more smileys like :mrgreen: Where's Mr. Blue, and Mr. Pink???

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