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Re: Wish game
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:21 pm
by Lotus Wolf
Granted, you say something terribly witty. however, a (Lotus) Wolf comes and roundhouse kicks you in the head...
i wish for illiteracy...
Re: Wish game
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:24 pm
by Count Roland
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paradox I cannot read what you wished for and therefore cannot grant it but when I cannot grant it I can read it and must grant it the universe implodes leaving only delaware because of your wish.
I wish for marzipan.
Re: Wish game
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:36 pm
by Lotus Wolf
Marzipan??? Why would you want Marzipan???
Granted, you get a truckload of Marzipan and find it to be disgusting... And mildew filled...
I wish that no one gets their wishes granted.
Re: Wish game
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:45 pm
by Dudeman
Granted, you are no longer a person, therefor you have no rights. I take you home and spank you for eternity.
Re: Wish game
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:11 pm
by Lotus Wolf
WELL HOW RUDE!!!
Re: Wish game
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:37 am
by MONKEYZ RULE
Lotus Wolf wrote:Marzipan??? Why would you want Marzipan???
Granted, you get a truckload of Marzipan and find it to be disgusting... And mildew filled...
Marzipan is a sculpting material sort of like sculpey, just google it.
...And I want a pony
Re: Wish game
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:01 am
by Lotus Wolf
I Know What Marzipan Is. Its frosting, but its also yucky.
Granted you get a pony, but it kicks you in your genitals.
I wish for a happily ever after...
Re: Wish game
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:10 pm
by Cmyszka
Correction:
Marzipan =
Re: Wish game
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:44 pm
by nerodx
Your not a broomstick?!?!
Tee hee.
Granted, but it isn't happy for you. It's happy for some satanic cult worshiper named Stanley. He summons Satan and he eats your soul's face.
I wish my phone would stop messing up my texting.
Re: Wish game
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:41 pm
by Cmyszka
Granted, it instead messes up your social relationships by hanging up randomly and ignoring every call from your significant other(s?)
I wish I didn't have so much homework to do.
Re: Wish game
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:12 pm
by nerodx
The sad thing is that it already does that too.
Granted, your school has decided that instead of homework the teacher should follow you home and yell at you in your sleep so you learn it subconciously. But your teacher is a fat sweaty pedo who gives you some very interesting dreams.
I wish people would stop assuming that me and my best friend are going out just because she's a girl. It gets really fucking annoying.
Re: Wish game
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:15 pm
by Grayswandir
Granted, your best friend is now a dog and everyone thinks you're into beastiality.
Re: Wish game
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:25 pm
by Lotus Wolf
I wish for
Re: Wish game
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:31 am
by Glabbit
Granted, you get electrocuted, then suddenly go hulk, then go double-hulk, then it seems you're about to go triple when your entire body explodes.
All surrounding survivors go
at the carnage.
I wish I could stop myself from ruining people's wishes D=
Re: Wish game
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:41 am
by Grayswandir
Granted, you are able to grant someone's wish as they want it and everyone's happy, except for this one guy who's stalking you and drools in your mouth while you sleep. Go die in a fire.