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granted but it has a "selfdestruct" button, that looks like the "on" button

i wish for an army of midgets

Granted, but they always manage to hit you in the crotch when you least expect it.

I wish for hoodlum havoc in hawaii.

Granted, but the genie who granted your wish misunderstood you and thought you wished you were in Germany in 1872 (random date).


I wish I could travel through time and space...

Granted, but you lose the power halfway through a wall

I wish I hadn't seen this topic

Granted, you haven't seen the topic, and you'll be banned from the forums to ensure you never will.

I wish I won't fail my exam French, which is by the way tomorrow.

- Black
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Granted, but you fail everything else.

I wish I noticed that you could put spaces in your username.
EDIT: Ha ha ha ha ha... lol

Granted, but just before you find out your space bar breaks

I wish that I had the time to do everything ive ever wanted to do.

NinjaRabbits wrote:Granted, but the genie who granted your wish misunderstood you and thought you wished you were in Germany in 1872 (random date).


I wish I could travel through time and space...

everyone can travel through time and space though, it's just a matter of direction, through space we have free reign to go whichever direction we want so long as it's not a direction already occupied, but time we all occupy the same time but can only move in one direction.

Forgot to make a wish, therefore giving me the power to make one up for you.

*brain grind*

Granted! You have a happy time in Disneyland Paris with your family, only you don't have any means of return. Confound it!

...I wish for World Piece.
(Yes, I said piece. As in, not peace. Piece)

Granted. Except for Russia. Curse those Communists. Uh, and Jerusalem.

I wish for wings.

granted, but they're on your penis and it hurts when you fly

i wish for an xbox360 so i can play with my brother

Granted, but you got it out of a ditch and its full of gerbils ...

I wish i had the exaggerated skills of a ninja ...

Granted, but you lose them instantly after getting them.

I wish that people would stop granting my wishes in a bad way.

granted but...... Paradox
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Granted.

I wish that Armored_Wolf never posted that wish.

Problem solved ^^

- Black
Say no to drugs. But be polite, say: 'No, thanks'