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Granted, but your fingernails malfunction. (what the hell is a functioning toenail anyway)

I wish that I could thing of a wish that is impossible to grant in a bad way...

Granted, you can thing of such a wish, but can't think of one.

I wish I don't care about your bad way of granting this wish.

- Black
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

BlackHole wrote:Granted, you can thing of such a wish, but can't think of one.

I wish I don't care about your bad way of granting this wish.

- Black
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

Granted, but then you get aids.

I wish for a fish on a small blue dish, preferably Cod but lets not be picky

Granted, but the Cod is not cooked right and you get food poisoning

I wish that i was with Lotus right now.

Lotus's GF wrote:Granted, but the Cod is not cooked right and you get food poisoning

I wish that i was with Lotus right now.

Granted, but he's a corpse.

I wish I had worded my last wish better...

Granted, but I could still have thought of a way to beat your paradox.

I wish people stopped making "there's no way you can grant this wish in a bad way"-wishes.

- Black
Area 52 -- a location so extraordinarily top secret that Area 51 was invented just to hide it

Granted, but in a bad way.

I wish that whoever grants this wish.....WILL DIE!!

Granted, but I come back as a zombie and eat your brains.



I wish there was a cure to the zombie virus.

Granted but it mutates your body.

I wish there wasn't a mutant-zombie-and-a-half running around.

Granted but a tentacle monster gets you.

I wish i could eat water & drink meat

Granted but you choke on water, then someone saves you, and you drown in meat.


I wish that your mom would get out of under my bed (she keeps stealing my cookies =[ )

Granted. She now hides in the cookie jar.

I wish I had a small leather pouch which dispenses delicious chocolate biscuits indefinitely.

Granted, but you eat so many you get fat. And die.

I wish all the chavs would die

Spartan X wrote:Granted, but you eat so many you get fat. And die.

A short but sweet life.
So terribly sweet.

Glabbit's dead?!

NOOOOOOOOO!

Anyway, granted, chavs die, and I murder you in your sleep.
I wish Glabbit hadn't died and that he was in prime condition to eat more of his chocolate biscuits, and maybe that he would share a few with me.